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OC-TOE-BER DRUNK THREAD 10/3/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 3, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Turned 37 today. Spent much of last night trying to fend off a drunk married woman whose husband is "out of town" and won't take "Fuck, no" for an answer.
     
  2. Nettdata

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    I haven't.
     
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    Great find. My dad loves scotch, this will really help find different scotch's should taste similar, or i can find something that is completely different.
     
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    Tomcat theatre?

    On the one hand, I laughed. On the other hand, they made a commercial, implying (or actually?) the use of dead mice, to do a play - how does the pitch go in the ad meeting?

     
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    I saw that today too and laughed. I'm surprised it made it to TV, and in our over sensitive, PC society that I haven't heard of any outrage yet. I go through a bucket Tomact poison a year on my farm, it's good stuff. Now I know what to do with all the little mouse corpses I find laying around the yard.
     
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    That's hilarious.
     
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    Fixed that for you.
     
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    AMC just released the new "Better Call Saul" theme song.

     
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    It will be interesting how this plays out. Some spin-offs work really well, a few that come to mind:

    All in the Family >> The Jeffersons

    Cheers >> Frasier

    Happy Days >> Mork and Mindy

    I cant really think of any dramas that had decent spin-offs.

    Dallas >> Knots Landing???
     
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  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    Beverly Hills 90210 >> Melrose Place

    M*A*S*H >> Trapper John, MD

    JAG >> NCIS

    Buffy >> Angel

    Technically, L&O:SVU was a spin off from Law & Order, right?
     
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    God help me, I would do unspeakable things to Mark Harmon. And Pauley Perrette. And Cote de Pablo.

    My husband got a phone call last night from a buddy who had asked him to be a groomsman in his wedding, to tell him that he wasn't allowed to be a groomsman anymore. Apparently the bride made an "executive decision" and ousted all the groom's friends from the wedding party and inserted her own male relatives instead. Like, second cousins she hasn't seen in 10 years. I'd have dumped her on the spot for that shit.
     
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    Is the guy's name ballsack?
     
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    What in the ever-living fuck.

    This sounds like something out of a shitty smut comedy. She's "The One", huh? Sounds like a wonderful catch and he does not at all sound like the world's saddest doormat.

    He's going to be miserable for the rest of his life. I know this just by reading your single post. You all know this too.
     
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    I'll take six marijuanas please.

    So here's the deal. You're not entirely wrong on the edibles front. I've typically had one of two reactions on the multitude of brownies, gummies, cookies and fudge I've crammed into my face. 1) Meh...let's smoke a bowl cause I don't feel shit, or 2) My world is melting and I need to give the nuclear launch codes to the leader of the new rebellion at 7/11. His name is Ahmed and he understands me.

    Just to keep it simple, most varieties you're going to see are divided into two categories generally - indica and sativa. Indica is more sedating and focuses on a "body high". If you're looking to bake and only leave the couch for a nap, you're on the right track. Sativa is going to focus more on the "head high" and might motivate you to paint, draw, talk or doanythingoutsideofmylittlespace..man. Then you have the hybrids that have percentages attributed to either. If you have a 70/30 sativa dominant strain, you should expect a general uplifting toke with some sedating impact on the back end. A good guide to the different types, is Leafly which is like Yelp for weed. They also have a handy app for the stoner on the go.

    As far as recommendations go, this is going to be somewhat dependent on what you like. Like scotch, I can go on and on about blends and how I don't care for that peaty aftertaste, but someone else could absolutely love them and may look down their nose at a blend. different strokes for different folks. I would say with regards to dispensaries, don't get too hung up on THC percentage. There are some differences, but there is a bit of a trend to get into something of a pissing contest and ramp up the advertised content. For a beginner, I would focus on the overall taste and experience of the strain. You don't want to load up on some super dank OG and then have to choke down the smoke. Take a look at something like these:

    http://www.leafly.com/hybrid/bc-sweet-tooth
    http://www.leafly.com/hybrid/blackberry

    Once you have made your selection, you may want to consider a concentrate. A concentrate is like a super-charged version of weed which results in less smoke and more impact. HT does a better job than I can breaking these down.

    http://www.hightimes.com/watch/concentr ... er-and-oil

    You may require a different smoking apparatus to ingest these. Be forewarned - It you toke one or three too many, this can send you on an epic journey rivaled only by edibles.

    My personal favorites:
    http://www.leafly.com/sativa/durban-poison
    http://www.leafly.com/indica/granddaddy-purple
    http://www.leafly.com/hybrid/strawberry-diesel
     
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    I love Buzzfeed. I learn so much. Here's a 1912 menu from a brothel.
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    "Blowing in the ass hole, new style."
    New style?! For $1.70, I'd pay to know more.
     
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    I'm interested in the finger-fucking with juice. Does this mean Juice is involved somehow? And if not, wtf?
     
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    Is it considered unprofessional/weird/a no-no to email someone you interviewed with to follow up on the position? Specifically because his professional email is not on the site--only his desk phone. I had to google his name and department for it to come up. The longer I type the more I think that this is a bad idea...
     
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