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OC-TOE-BER DRUNK THREAD 10/3/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 3, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Who's drunk? I'm drunk. Birthday drunk. Here O come, blackout zone!
     
  2. Nettdata

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    I could have been drunk by now, if I was able to lift my arms up above my waist.

    Spent the day hauling 4 trailer loads of firewood from a local winery. They cut down a cherry orchard a couple of years ago to make room for their vinyard expansion, and now are selling it for stupid cheap to get rid of it. I paid them $100 for 4 heaping trailer fulls... probably just over 3 cords.

    I should not have done that.

    I'm now chewing ibuprofen like it's candy and trying not to have full body seizures/cramps on the couch.

    On the plus side, I have a nice fire going in the fireplace, and a box of wine (from that same winery) to help dull the pain.
     
  3. wexton

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    Ouch, i feel your pain, i probably shoveled 25-30 thousand pounds of drain rock today.
     
  4. Nettdata

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    I once saw a guy at a rock yard DEMAND that the guy running the loader dump a full yard of rock into the bed of his 1/2 ton truck, because he didn't want to make two trips.

    Never mind the operator said his suspension wouldn't survive the load... never mind there were warning signs about just that all over the place that basically said "shit around here is heavier than you think"... and yet he still pissed off the operator.

    Next thing you know, there's a full bucket of crushed limestone (more dense than drain rock) over the bed of the guy's truck, and he just dumps it. You could hear the suspension on one side blow up and see the bed go all wonky.

    Guy hops out of the loader and says, "there ya go... pay the girl on your way out. Who's next?"

    Needless to say when I had my 3500 ready for some of the same, I took his advice on the load, and made two trips.

    That was a long day of shoveling that crap out of the bed of the truck filling holes in the 300 yards of my lane... in the rain... while my buddy smoked a cigar from inside the cab, going on about what a great day it was and how he was more than happy to help out. Fucker.

    I drive a keyboard all day in an office... I'm not suited for this manual labour shit, and the older I get, the more I ask myself what the fuck I was thinking.
     
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    Yea, don't ever argue with a guy that does that shit for a living, he kind of knows what he is talking about. I pretty much drive a keyboard myself, but since i work in and industrial warehouse, i still have to move stuff by hand sometimes, but most the time it is with a forklift.
     
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    I turned 36 today, I would be drunk except for that getting up at 6 A.M. thing.
     
  7. toddamus

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    So I'm going to the pot store tomorrow to get some weed to celebrate my last day at work. I know more about microeconomics than I do about weed. Anyone have any tips on what to get and what to avoid? All I really know is avoid edibles because apparently one cookie can contain up to 6 servings of weed for some stupid reason.
     
  8. Nettdata

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    Well, there's your answer.

    Get edibles.
     
  9. Nettdata

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    Just finished watching Lucy.

    You know how everyone was bitching about that faulty neuroscience shit that was in there? That whole "100% of your brain" stuff?

    Yeah... that was the least of the bullshit that was in that movie.
     
  10. toddamus

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    I hate the whole 100% of your brain fallacy. Ever see someone have a stroke or go through brain surgery? Pretty sure it takes someone's entire neuro capacity just to behave somewhat normally.

    Good point about the edibles btw, maybe its time to let things get weird
     
  11. Nettdata

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    Nobody every OD'd on weed, right?

    Right?
     
  12. bewildered

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    What's a serving of weed, anyway?
     
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    About 20 ounces I think.....
     
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    Haha, I would love to try and watch someone smoke 20oz in one sitting. That probably last crown what 5-6 months.
     
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    I remember in college the biggest stoners would smoke an 1/8th a week if I remember right. To smoke 20 ounces may dam well be impossible
     
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    Na, a group of 4 of us would easily kill 1/8th a night.
     
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    A 1/8th is not much at all, especially for a week. I don't smoke that much anymore and I still sometimes smoke that much in a week.
     
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    Watching UFC Fight Night 53 and holy crap there are a ton of first-round knockouts so far.
     
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    Oh look... yet another first-round knockout.

    I bet the UFC production crew in the truck are freaking out trying to find filler for this show...
     
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