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[NSFW] VALENTINES DAY [WDT]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Feb 15, 2019.

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  1. AFHokie

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    When your pregnant wife says there's left over pizza or cereal for dinner she means for you there's cereal.

    Who knew?
     
    #21 AFHokie, Feb 19, 2019
  2. Frebis

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    Same thing happened to me once. I found out my parents opened these accounts and had my name on them for tax reasons. They were nice enough to let me keep $300 when I found the accounts. Lucky me.
     
    #22 Frebis, Feb 19, 2019
  3. Crown Royal

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    Reason with her, but stand your ground. Remember she’s fragile right now. Perhaps a few pet names. Try : “Excuse me, scoobie-boobies, honey-squirts, why don’t you waddle your fat ass down to the pizza place if you crave to eat another 2000 calorie wheel of grease, you whale?”
     
    #23 Crown Royal, Feb 19, 2019
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    Anyone in the market for a cheap but really durable work/camp knife has gotta check out the $20 Svord Peasant friction folder. I'd seen it all over youtube and, similar to the morakniv hype, I just didn't really buy into it. But holy crap! $20 well-spent for a great hunting, fishing, and camping tool that's cheap enough I don't have to worry about losing it.
     
    #24 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 19, 2019
  5. Crown Royal

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    That’s all nice, but how does it fair against The Most Dangerous Game? Will it slit your attacker neck-to-nuts?
     
    #25 Crown Royal, Feb 19, 2019
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    It would have been sweet if the accounts belonged to some dead person with no heirs. And, then I shouldnt have said anything. I could've started siphoning funds.
     
    #26 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 19, 2019
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    If they hold still long enough, I guess anything is possible.
     
    #27 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 20, 2019
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    #28 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 21, 2019
  9. Crown Royal

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    Thanks a lot, Obama.
     
    #29 Crown Royal, Feb 21, 2019
  10. Crown Royal

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    S’up.

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    ...you can tell just by looking at him that he’s surgical with them bitches.
     
    #30 Crown Royal, Feb 21, 2019
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    #31 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 22, 2019
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    #32 Juice, Feb 22, 2019
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    #33 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 22, 2019
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    And with, The End.

    I'm so clever.
     
    #34 shegirl, Feb 22, 2019
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