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[NSFW] Smarch for some of us WDT 3/2

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 2, 2018.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    "Attitude reflects leadership, Captain..."

    Without the "Captain" at the end, it's nowhere near the slap in the face.
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Remember the Titans.

    Or, the porn version . . . Remember the Tetons.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    A few miles down the road some old geezer has taken his even older mother hostage in what has to be the most poorly planned stand-off ever. A brief rundown:

    - This morning a team was called for a welfare check on an old lady, about 85 years old. When they entered the house, her son, who is about 65, shot at them.
    - Police retreated, came back with SWAT team.
    - SWAT then entered the house. Old man shot at them again.
    - He also shot at the propane tanks he had placed inside said house in an attempt to detonate them. Several of the SWAT members were injured.
    - SWAT retreated. Brought back armored vehicles. They are still negotating with him as police helicopters circle the house.

    No word yet on whether his demands include being a contestant on Price is Right.
     
  4. shegirl

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    Yup. And I stop down every. single. time.

    Your reward and in honor of upcoming Easter:
    BUNNY.jpg
     
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    Where did you find that? Is there some sort of resource out there that contains hot, scantily clad ladies-of-the-evening acting like bunnies?
     
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    You do not recognize a selfie? That has to be shegirl.
     
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    She fluffs up well
     
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    It's just nice to know what type girl Shegirl fantasizes about when she masturbates. At least, I assume that's from her spank bank.
     
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    Anyone watch the Expanse? I’m two episodes in and I can’t decide whether or not I want to keep watching.
     
  10. Nettdata

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    I can't remember the first couple of episodes or how it played out... but I'm a sucker for any sci-fi that hits TV, so was going to watch it regardless. I've read all 7(?) of the books, which I thoroughly enjoyed, and having watched both seasons I thought they did a good job with the TV show.

    As mentioned in another thread (yesterday?) they kind of re-wrote some of the story elements for the show, and there's no real "season 1 = book 1" correlation that goes on, so you're seeing stuff from the first 3 books show up in season 1 of the show, and new stuff in the show that's not in the books.
     
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    Maybe I’ll stick it out for the first season. Been looking for some good sci-fi since Altered Carbon was so disappointing.
     
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    We watch The Expanse. Give it a few episodes to build their fantasy-verse. it has a kind of firefly/dirty space cowboys feel to it. Not as good as firefly IMO but different, and a worthwhile watch .
     
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    Wife's grandfather died last night so I'm making some tuscan chicken, pasta, salad to take over to the in-laws' house tonight. Without thinking I googled "how to transport pot"...

    If I wasn't on some watch lists before, pretty sure I am now.
     
  14. bewildered

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    Last night I was browsing Reddit and there was an amazing gif of growing a pot plant from seed to harvest. It was mesmerizing. I watched it 7 times and then bookmarked it.

    I think we're on the same list.
     
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    I'm guessing the FBI just automatically red flags anyone who posts more than once on this site.
     
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    Why do you think he left?
     
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    He flew into a hurricane and the plane crashed?
     
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    That's my Sister.
     
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