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[NSFW] NATIONAL WEAR RED DAY [WDT]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Feb 3, 2023.

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  1. bewildered

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    Today is National Wear Red Day. Spread the word the ladies in your life. From the calendar site:

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    Dress up in a sexy red dress today. People will ask why? Then you can tell them about heart disease in women. Or throw up a hashtag on your soc's, that's what kids do these days I guess.

    TGIF, idiots. I'll be working on a woodworking project this weekend. Anybody have hot plans?
     
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    Yeah, gonna find out just successful my vasectomy was.
     
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    Im going to try and find out who this big boobed woman in red is....
     
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    If you pry your eyes off her tits and look up and right, it looks like her name is Tessa Fowler

    Glad I could help.
     
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    I guess google reverse image search couldnt focus off her tits either. It looks like shes only done solo cam stuff which is kinda dissapointing.
     
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    I bought a leash for my kid. Y'all, I'm one of those parents now.
     
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    Shock collars work better. Just put a turtleneck on the little bastard first, so people don’t stick their nose in your shit.
     
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    My aunt kept my cousin on a leash back in the 70s when such a thing was even less common than it is now. She got more than her fair share of snide comments.

    She knew her son though. 50 years later and that guy should still be on a leash.
     
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    Yeah. I know this kid. And I know myself. If I have to fly from Oregon to Alabama over 1 day and 3 planes without a leash, either my kid is going missing, I'm having a nervous breakdown, or both.
     
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    That's not nearly as bad as those parents that push their 4' tall 7 year olds around in strollers, either because the kid is lazy or will run away if given that little it of freedom. Make'em walk I say, even if it is with a restraint like a leash.
     
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    Are there reins and harness you could use to have the child pull you around on your bike?
     
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    You really need a bit if you want good control.
     
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    It sounds like you want to enter Bewildered's child in the Ikidarod
     
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    Jon Lovitz’ exit in “The Wedding Singer” is the greatest exit in movie history.
     
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    He's losing his mind...
     
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    There are other contenders, though.

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    I'm no financial whiz, but $316 million seems like a big number. Do you think that's a week, or month, or year shipment that was intercepted? I'm pretty sure somebody got killed for that mistake.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-64565454
     
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