I've got to admit that was much more entertaining then the blurb I'd read about the story elsewhere. That dude's quotes are absolutely priceless.
If you’re trying to kill somebody with a masmune.... they’re asleep....... and still you manage to fuck it up and call the authorities on yourself? Green hair will cause brain damage, I just want all of you to know that. What a circus of a story.
There's just so much. Like, if he's asleep, why use the sword to even swing, when she also had a knife she could've plunged into his heart? They'll be getting matching "Chinese symbol" tattoos when they reconcile next month, and get married at the local comic book store by the end of the Summer.
Just imagining her trying to use the light on her cell phone to see by, while trying to do a 2-handed sword strike... it's a hell of a picture.
I can only imagine his online bravado moving forward... "Yeah, I was attacked by a ninja in my sleep once... with a sword... I won, and only lost a finger..."
There was a homicide in my neighborhood that was reported on today. Like 10 houses down the block from me. Is it wrong that I’m more upset about the potential for decreased property value instead of a murder?
He will never have to buy his own Mountain Dew from this day forward... Meh, you're not wrong... maybe they deserved it.
The guy kept his property like trash. Tin foil in all the windows. Front yard was like a mechanic garage. Fence was in tatters. The only house in neighborhood like this. Police suspect foul play.
Maybe your property values will go up if a better neighbour buys the place? Happened to us... about 1.5 blocks away, old dude, nuts, hoarder... lost his house, new family bought it, totally refurbished it. Amazing job on a new fence, gardens, landscaping... looked so much better that a few of us knocked and welcomed them to the neighbourhood and thanked them for cleaning the place up. "Hahaha... you're the fourth person to say that... I guess the previous owner was a bit of a slob" In other news, let's all go skiing! Apparently it's something called a rollback... somebody hit the stop button, but there wasn't enough braking force to stop the lift from rolling back. It's funny to start, but as you keep going, it gets fucking scary.
Jesus, that is scary to watch. I think the guy is basically yelling “BAIL OUT OR DIE!!!” at the chair riders. After a few crashes, it’s basically liked getting sucked into gear work machinery.
From The Oregonian: "Asked if he and Javier were still an item, he wrote: "I haven't spoken with her if that's what you mean lol." "She called the authorities and saved my life, I hope that counts for something," he said. "It's a bit complicated." Yeah. It's complicated. Give them a month and they'll have matching Chinese character tats.