So there is some guy out there on the Internet who dated Jessica Alba in high school for like five years, then they broke up. Years later, he has decided to start a social networking site to help couples work out their problems in a court-like setting online. This isn't the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but it is probably the dumbest idea I've heard this week. Yes, let's model our relationship-fixit service on an inherently adversarial system designed to exact a modicum of justice after all other opportunities have been exhausted! I am sure that his defense when someone tells him this is stupid is: "yeah, but I fucked Jessica Alba." Which is kind of valid. FOCUS: Make fun of this dumbass for whatever. Breaking up with Jessica Alba. Starting the stupidest website this week. Looking stupid in the picture in the article. There's lots of material here. ALT FOCUS: Would you use a service like this? ALT ALT FOCUS: The one that got away.