About half the mornings and half the evenings that I work, I order up 8 slices of bacon. Then I eat it all. I get a 50% employee discount so I can eat a shitton of bacon for around $1.65. It's important to know the perks of your job. Focus: This actually started out as a bacon thread BUT SOMEBODY JUST CAN'T LET IT HAPPEN. So instead: what are the perks of your job? Awesome flexible schedule? Great pay? Free food? Bang the boss on her desk? Take your dog to work (sign me up)?