It's funny. People usually always ask about the stuff people shove in their asses. It's not as common as you think. But there was a guy who had a 10 inch dildo all the way in. It had balls on the end and they were somehow in there as well. The X-ray was insane. It looked fake. Various pens and pencils, markers and the like. That's the usual MO for the experimenters. It's usually a guy and always embarrassed.
From a rep: Now THAT's a sin. Have you ever tried to clean bodily fluids off a keyboard? That stuff just drips between the keys... it's awful.
I've seen a film of some guy who managed to thread a fishing swivel and line up his urethra. Disturbing but funny. ICU nurse here if anyone has any questions.
Today was insane. A lot of water related accidents. Near drownings and the like. But what stood out for me was the woman who got her pinky ripped off in a boating accident. I'm not sure how it happened but during the X-ray, I had to hold the severed pinky and position along side the hand in its various positions. I have never held a severed body part until today. It was weird.
I work in an office, not a lab. And our office is predominantly women. Of 80 employees, I'd say easily 55% are 20-35 year old female toxicologists. I'm one of two female chemists, though.
I play hide and seek with illegal aliens and drug runners on the Mexican Border, and believe it or not I'm not a horrible racist trying to ruin the American dream for those trying to get a better life for their families.
Liar..... I know for a fact you bear maced my cousin in the face repeatedly for not coming across the border in a chevy, baking apple pie, yelling out "free markets hooooo!!!." How do you sleep at night?
I have worked in a lumberyard, bartender/waited tables, done hair and trained horses. I currently manage a beauty supply retail store.
Ill butt in on the conversation about where people Inappropriatly put things. I am a Nurse Practitioner with a previous position in Urology. So my answer that is something that turned out to be eyeliner in the urethra so it was just floating around in the bladder causing problems. She was "incarcerated" for drugs so during the procedure there was some thought that it may be her crack pipe. But it was just eyeliner, which is odd. Hiding a crack pipe would have made more sense. Surprisingly, I left the glamorous world of Urology and now work in a college student health clinic. So I guess if you would like to know anything about STIs, I'm your gal.
They generally needed a few beers before accepting a Makeover. Yes, I had a horse that would steal your beer. Hauling anything was done drunk or sober, as my training required them to work. They have to earn that beer.