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Discussion in 'Pop Culture Board' started by Pap, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. GTE

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    I don't know how I feel about that one. I'm neutral on Paul as a person because I've never seen him in anything outside of the ring but I don't like how it seems like he acts all big and bad fighting washed up dudes or dudes way smaller than him. Or both. He had a legit 30lbs and a decade on Nate Diaz. Mayweather gave up 20 years and 40lbs. Tyson will be 58 by fight night. He's more than twice Paul's age.
     
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    Paul is doing all this for the money. He doesn't want to work his way up the ranks of real boxers in their prime and get a belt. For that, I hope Tyson lays him out. Tyson can still hit very hard, and I think he has a chance. Unless it's all fixed.
     
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    It’s Mike FUCKING Tyson. He’s not going to fake bullshit like Mayweather did in that bullshit ballet he did with his brother for a cash grab. The only good “exhibition” fight in any one of these things was Tyson v Jones because they were real legends who were actually boxing. And Tyson went hard at Jones, the man with the best prime speed and ring IQ in my lifetime, and got the better of him.

    I’ll never a trust a fight or decision involving the fuckhead Paul brothers, so my only hope is that Tyson keeps his pride and murders him.
     
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    “Fixed” is the only option Paul has. A boxer does not lose ring IQ. Those hands stay hard until the day you die. What Tyson did to boxers the likes Holmes, Berbick and Marvis Frazier was as close to legalized attempted murder as pro boxing ever got. He fucking destroyed people.
     
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    I've been a Tyson fanboy for decades but he is giving up a three inches in height, five inches in reach, definitively some strength and 30 fucking YEARS in age. Tyson was already out of jail before Paul was even born lol.

    That being said, I hope Tyson puts Paul in a coma.
     
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    This would not be the first time Tyson fought somebody where he gave up height and reach. He hits quick and hard like nobody, ever. I hope he puts Paul in a coma, too. Fixed? In Paul's favor? No fucking way. Tyson bit off Holyfield's ear. He went to prison for rape. He owns his own marijuana company. Dude is going to fight.
     
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    That’s exactly what I’m hoping for out of this. Above anyone else, Tyson is the one boxer that fight fans can count on to show the world who’s who in their sport.

    Enough of this amateur circus. Take that cocksucker’s head off.
     
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    Tyson is also almost 40 years past his prime.
     
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    And?

    Taylor Swift is in her prime. Tyson would whip her ass.
     
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    Yeah, but Taylor Swift could write an Instagram caption implying Tyson should be murdered, and he’d be dead in two minutes.
     
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    That does not mean shit, my friend. It’s like riding a bike with these guys:




    …only this time, it’s the scariest and most intimidating boxer who ever lived.
     
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    And now you see why this fight is going to be incredibly popular.

    It’s like a bar bet come to life.

    Having watched some Tyson training videos, I think Paul gets KTFO.
     
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    Without a doubt. He’s only been hit with human hands in a few fights, he hasn’t tasted steel like he’s going to in a few months. Tyson is currently trained by Rafael Cordeiro, who is a Pez dispenser that spits out world champion fighters. His resume as a trainer is off the charts.

    If Paul doesn’t find a way to worm out of this… dead man walking.
     
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    I don't know if I could whip Taylor Swift's ass. It's a maybe from me, Dog.
     
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    Not Netflix, but Prime... but still... OH HELL YEAH...

     
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    Yeah that looks awesome. As does this:

     
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    And since it’s already been written, those two no-account assholes probably can’t fuck it up so badly that it literally becomes television folklore on what not to do as a showrunner.

    it’s written by a Chinese author, it is a completely different take and method on sci-fi that people have never seen. A true original.
     
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    If you're a Conan O'Brien fan, watch the Hot Ones episode. I'm neutral on Conan and I thought it was great. Definitely original. I've never seen a Hot Ones episode like it. I've never seen Sean broke character so many times
     
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    The new Neal Brennan comedy special on Netflix is so funny.
     
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    I’m a big Hot Ones fan, and watched it when it dropped. It is EPIC.

    Conan 100% over committed. It is hilarious.

    He said in interviews later that he paid a heavy price… surface chemical burns from the hot sauces, flaming hoop of nuclear fire, etc… but “it was totally worth it”.