There is a guy at work whose last name is Bennoni. He is having a kid, but they are not sure what to name it. His wife wanted to name it Yanni or something. Anyway, the consensus at work is that he should name the kid, if it's a boy, Obi Wan Bennoni. This weekend I met a baby named Winston. I think that is a perfectly awesome name for a kid. He's going to be old a lot longer than he's going to be young, and Winston is a great name to grow into. There are many famous and noble Winstons in history. Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain. Winston Groom, the author of Forrest Gump. Winston Zeddemore, of the Ghostbusters. I also met a 10-year-old whose name I can't remember. It was something classically modern like Alyssa or something. She was a precocious 10-year-old, and was complaining about trouble at school with a girl named Madison. I confided in her: there are no good people named Madison. Another friend just had a baby, who is named Graham. Her husband is Neil. I told her if she can find a David and a Stephen, they'll have a band. As if on cue, the source of all good things on the Internet provides a timely article on the most hated baby names in America. Guess who shows up on that list? Spoiler Madison, that bitch. FOCUS: Discuss the article, or your own most-hated names. ALT FOCUS: What have you named your kids? What has your SO told you that you're going to name your kids? Do you agree with that assessment?