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My Ideal Booze Arsenal

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crown Royal, Jan 4, 2013.

  1. toddamus

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    In college, I got tagged twice for underage drinking. Once because it happens and the second because I got genuinely screwed. When I got tagged I had to go through an offender program each time. Each time they had us guestimiate how much we spent on booze, to shock and shame us. The thinking being if we realized how much we spent we'd spend less. That never worked. Its like paying gas in a car, it sucks, it gets expensive, but fuck it.
     
  2. Queen-Bee

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    I've often wondered (since I joined this board a hundred years ago) what's up with the American thirst for busting grown adults for drinking under 21. In a huge chunk of Canada the drinking age is 18 and the rest is 19 (backward idiots) and I've never, ever heard of someone having a ticket or legal trouble for getting caught. The cops don't bust up a party unless there are noise complaints and even then just disperse the crowd. They certainly don't go looking to fuck up a kid's future for having a little fun. Someone please explain.

    On topic:

    I'm a little drunk, so...

    (all hard liquor straight up or with water. Don't put shit in my booze)

    Crown Royal
    Scotch Sucks
    Bombay
    Absolut Citron or Grey Goose
    Rum blows but the Captain Spiced makes my toes curl
    Drink whatever white is at my fingertips
    Red...has to be good. Our old friend Net Daddy introduced me to E&E Black Pepper Shiraz and I could have died happy that night (damn near did...that fucker can drink). Only certain years though.
    Shots: I'll drink what you're buying, but please keep the girly shit down to a minimum. Jameson's, Jäger and Espresso Vodka are my choices.
     
  3. Frank

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    Revenue generation.