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My First Hookup Car

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by rei, Sep 12, 2011.

  1. rei

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    I got good use out of my parents BMW X3
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    The rear seats folded down, which was pretty perfect for someone of my size.
     
  2. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I lost my virginity in a car. Actually, pretty much all the sex I had for the first handful of months afterwards was in a car because it was my high school boyfriend and we didn't have anywhere to go to do it. It was in a van, and it was not sexy.

    Also, one time I too got caught having sex in the car. By a cop. With my boyfriend who was technically committing statutory rape. That was also not sexy.

    My best car sex was at the top of a mountain in a thunderstorm. That was sexy.
     
  3. fleafly

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    I'm 30 and have never had sex in a car before. It was about a year ago the girl and I were driving around and decided to check this off my list. We're out in the country driving on dirt roads and I decide to pull in behind some silo's to get a little bit off the road. As I get about half way through the lot I realize that the ground is not as solid as I thought it was. I put the car in reverse and try to back up but we are stuck. After trying for about 30 minutes to get it unstuck myself I finally called a friend to pull us out. It took him about 45 minutes to get to us and now that I think about it I have no idea why we didn't have sex while we were waiting for him.
     
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    Same Hunter Green, exact same hub caps, this is a carbon copy:

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    1995 Olds Achieva, bitches. Pimping, in fact, is not as easy as it is said to be.

    This is when I also discovered that just cracking the windows does NOT eliminate heat score-steam at the Drive-In.
     
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    It's mid-engined and rear-wheel drive, like a Ferrari.
     
  6. Kubla Kahn

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    Only gotten head in a car, 94 red Toyota Celica:
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    The scenery was not as picturesque. I just pulled into a neighborhood with this girl that I worked with after we got off work. After a few moments of denying she could even suck dick she proceeded to blow my fucking socks off.
     
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    84 Oldsmobile Firenza. Oh, yeah.
     
  8. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Mmhmm. Same idea here. Just like humping on a Lazy Boy couch.
    Spoilered for size and awesomeness:
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    1990 Buick Lesabre with interior wood panel trim. Ooh baby...
     
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    The good thing about hanging around girls who are drug addicts is they will gladly hump in my luxury sled, I tried a few times to have sex in my 1989 chevy corsica , mine was silver, but it was to cramped and since the car cost me 500 bucks I would just sex them up on the hood, bony drug addict elbows make dents but I was living the dream so I did not care, bonus for me Yvonne a crackhead liked to blow me when I was driving.
     

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    The first time I ever had sex was in the first car I ever owned:

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    This is it, right down to the color. This puppy was roomy enough for me to have sex in the front seat, rear seat (heh heh) or trunk. We never made it out of the front seat.
     
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    Pulled it off somehow. Pretty much the only time I've ever been happy to be 5'8" and 130 pounds. The girl was about 5'2" and I guess around 100 pounds. I'm sure it would be impossible for any reasonably sized adults to pull it off. Method of fuckery was by laying the passenger seat down as much as possible and her on top, in an unoccupied cul-de-sac.
     
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    1996 Mazda 626. Beige. My high school boyfriend's car. It didn't go higher than 3rd gear so any highway driving was pretty much shot. But I do remember the back seat being rather comfortable. We had a lot of sex in that car since it was more convenient than our parents' houses.

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    And this was my first car, Pablo. A 1987 Grand Prix. That back seat was very bouncy. Like a mini couch.
     
  13. dixiebandit69

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    The first vehicle I ever had sex in (or any sexual contact in, for that matter) was the '94 Ford F350 I drove in highschool.
    The events that took place in the cab were nothing that would be especially interesting to anyone who wasn't involved, just the usual teenage shenanigans.
    Anyway, since I couldn't find a decent picture of a regular-cab Ford dually on the internet, here's a picture of the actual truck:

    The vehicle I had the most sex in was a 2000 F150 that I drove from 2003 to late '06.

    Interesting fact: Despite how much I brag about my Trans Am, I've never had sex in it.
    If you've ever been inside of one, you will see why. It's just not designed to be comfortable for anyone but the driver. The rear seats are split by the driveshaft tunnel, ruling out back-seat action, and the center console sticks up high enough between the front seats to serve as an arm-rest, pretty much ruling out blowjobs.
    No worries though; I like to think I'm just too classy for car hook-ups these days.
     

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    Cramped as hell, but what else was I gonna do? Its not like we were gonna drive around in my old ass taurus.
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    I got dicked (auto-correct just corrected 'fucked' to 'dicked', which seems fitting enough - so I'll let it stand) in a Ford Escort. It was cramped, and awesome. I miss those days.
     
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    Am I the only one who has never fucked in a car?
     
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    Ah, you frogwiddles, would I had wheels!

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    A friends orange 1976 VW Kombi Van. That wasn't in nearly as good condition as the one pictured.
     

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    One good thing about being a virgin until you move out of you parents house is that when you do finally have sex, you have your own place to do it in and not some high school piece of shit car. So my first car experience was in a brand new Lexus RX300 with the rear seats folded down while parked in the garage. Yeah, so hot and spur of the moment. That was my one and only time having sexy time in a car. Actually kind of sad. The GF and I are going on a road trip this weekend, maybe I need to break the new car in.

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    This is exactly like mine except I had the baller chrome wheels.
     
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    Fellow Aussies will recognise this mighty beast, that epitome of bogan cars, the Commdore VP. (Note: I was never a bogan, just poor). My girlfriend when I had this car lived in Uni housing so this was only for those emergency situations when you can't keep your hands off each other on the way to a party. I'm tall enough that normal sex inside it was challenging, so we improvised. Head for either of us worked fine, but for proper railing, we'd pull over at a convenient park, and she'd kneel on the backseat while I was in the open door, or if she was in the mood, lie on her back with her mouth open.

    This of course isn't the most subtle of ways to go about car sex, so we got caught out the front of parties occasionally. We both have mild exhibitionist streaks though, so that was never a problem. Good times!
     

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