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My Entourage

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by RoscoeJ, Jun 4, 2010.

  1. lust4life

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    Frebis, Allord and Ballsack. After they've exhausted their arsenals of verbal abuse on each other, I'd bring in Durbanite to give them a fresh target.

    As for a celeb, George Clooney. He just seems like he'd be a lot of fun to hang with, though I'd probably end up relapsing.
     
  2. JoshP

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    My buddy who played football at UNR who I have known since I was 4 would be Security/ Physical Trainer, he's a beast.
    Kevin who we have known since we were 4 would be a driver, he is a car nut.
    Andrew would be in charge of groupies and business since he is a womanizing financial genius.
    Mike the CPA would be there yelling at me all the time about my money.
    My friend Nick, because he can get a hold of anything, he is a weasel but a great guy.

    Fuck no one can cook or grill better then me....so outside hire I suppose ha ha.

    My younger brother who is brilliant and just started med school would be doing house calls for sure.
     
  3. Saint

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    Celebs: Relapsed Johnny Cash. The pill popping man in black would be a great guy to have in any situation. I also second Robert Trejo and Gary Busey. With all these guys you may not recognize where the hell you wake up, but you can be damn sure that you won a fight and last night was fucking awesome.

    Real Friend: My lifelong buddy Chad. He is like a successful well educated version of Woody Harrelson’s character in “The Cowboy Way”. When we got ready to go to dinner I asked him if he was going to shower first or was I, His response; “hell I don’t stink, and besides I’m just going to end up smelling like coconut and covered in tittie glitter in a while anyway, what’s the point?”

    He had no problem walking into Prime wearing worn out wranglers and scuffed boots. He then proceeded to order 2 $300 bottles of wine (one for each of us) and when the Sommelier looked at him cross-eyed they proceeded to have a ten min. discussion about a bunch of wine I had never heard of. We ended up being comped a couple of bottles because the guy was impressed with my friends knowledge. (I personally think it was because he felt like an ass for judging a book by its cover)