Recently in the "...as SEEN on the TiB" thread there seems to be a wide collective agreement that tales of substance would rock the shit in book form. So kids, I throw down the gauntlet on each and every one of you. If a guy can write four books on drunken debauchery, surely you can write One. Measley. Chapter. Pimptress and toytoy, feel free to sit this one out if you want since you both have already pitched fucking DOOZIES. FOCUS: Your best drinking tale. Hit it.