I just wanted to take this opportunity to express my deepest and most sincere regret to everyone here, and humbly beg for forgiveness from each and every one of you on a matter of extreme importance. Sigh... Yes, my wife gave Tyler Perry money last night by going to see some movie about him in a dress. I don't know how I'm going to explain this to our son when he grows up. She tried to tell me what it was about this morning. I ran out of the house yelling. I just came back because I had left one of my shoes in my haste, and she has already left for work. Once again, I'm sorry, yall. Can somebody email me a Coors Light?