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Music for Fucking

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nitwit, Apr 2, 2010.

  1. Nitwit

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    While browsing for EBM songs from the eighties I came across an old great song for fucking. Post a better one.

    If you post Enigma or Kashmir, you..................well, just don't do it.
     
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    Nothing rocked ass like getting a chick back to my dorm room and popping one of my favorite metal songs into the casette player. Which goes a long way towards explaining years of blue balls.

    Lyrics NSFW


     
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    Since I didn't get laid until I was 19, I'm pretending I'm slightly more mature than the rest of you.


    Liz Phair has a whole stable of songs sung to the key of fucking:





     
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    A couple excerpts from my old playlist that hasn't been updated in quite a while as I'm currently doing the Durbanite.





    And a fuck list wouldn't be complete without:
     
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  5. OCBtip

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    Here you go

     
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    A chick I used to know wanted to do it to this song.

     
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    "Standing there with nothing on, she's gon'na teach me how to swim"
     
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    Most definitely this song. It oozes sex.

     
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    No "fuck" list would be complete without the "Whisper Song." Or is that for the courting stage?

     
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    Some chicks dig that sort of musical vibe. First time I had sex to music, the lady put on the Deftones album White Pony. That shit was intense.
     
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    As a friend used to say: "your parents had you to this music"







     
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    Yeah, I know I'm 900 years old, but pretty much anything by Prince. Unfortunately, he and YouTube don't get along . . .
     
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    As most of these songs are FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKOMGFUCKRIGHTNOW this one's a little more low key:



    Somehow this song (and the rest of the album) started playing by accident and it worked out great.
     
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    Pour Some Sugar on Me
     
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    'Lets Fuck' & 'Sex Machine' by Dope, both from the American Apathy album.
     
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    Bolero of course.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-4J5j74VPw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-4J5j74VPw</a>
     
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    At least I know what I wouldn't play:



    Also, as a general rule, if you can't/wont dance then hold off on the musical intercourse. That thing being muffled by a pillow isn't her humming along, it's suppressed laughter.
     
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