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MTV's Jersey Shore (was "Jersey without my hair gel")

Discussion in 'TV Shows' started by Happy, Nov 29, 2009.

  1. Riggins

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    One of the things Simmons mentioned on his podcast I had to agree with was the unfamiliarity of the whole thing for the outsiders watching. They just saw TV cameras rolling, but didn't know what for. Now, should they go back to the Shore, whether with the original cast or a new one, every Gorilla Juicehead and Queen of the Guidettes is going to know what's going on and find someway to get on the show, or knock one of the motherfuckers out. Just how like now, the Real World cast is always getting harassed -- ok, mostly the tool bag dipshits from Austin and whatnot -- but it will still most likely end up the same scenario, in my opinion.

    One of the ideas they tossed around in the podcast (I am pretty sure it was Simmons' guest) was of taking these "fish out of their water" and putting them somewhere else; Aspen, Beverly Hills, etc and seeing them in action there. I think that would be far more hilarious than trying to basically recreate this years show on the shore.
     
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    FUCK YES. JWoww seems like she has a soft heart (remember her lying to Snickers and saying that the bitch at the bar had called all of them fat?) but I would love to see Sammi try to pull her princess routine on JWoww and get supremely disrespected. Also, on the reunion show it seemed like Sammi has some insecurities about JWoww's extreme fuckability--and now that Ron-Ron is single, I know he's going to try to fuck JWoww in order to make Sammi feel like shit. AWESOME. Please please please, God....I want to watch her cry and shake her clip-on hair in Ronnie's face as JWoww smokes a cigarette and doesn't give a fuck.

    As far as the "original cast" goes, though--why not just 86 that Angelina chick and replace her with Mike's sister?
     
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    How fucked up is this.

    My friend in Toronto just called to say she's got tickets for some night in February, that I'm going to be there for, to go and "party" and "hang out" with the cast of Jersey.

    As much as I enjoy watching the shit-fest on TV, I have no desire to see it in real life, or interact with the douches that will be there to see them.

    I'm torn.
     
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    Hahahahha. Oh man, if you don't do this, I think everyone will be disappointed in you. I want pictures. You better be right in the middle battlin', fist pumping with all of them.
     
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    Your friend told you!? Here in America it's fuckin news if they come to party with us!
    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/index.ssf/2010/01/cmwoww_controversial_jersey_sh.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/index ... ey_sh.html</a>

    I will be many miles away from that STD gathering. To bad one of they guys aren't troling along, I love to find out the mechanics of "Fist Pumping Like Camps".
     
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    Well, apparently it is hard, Johnny Canuck. Of the 8 cast memebers only 2 were from NJ, 5 from NY and 1 from Rhode Island. And Angelina was one of the girls from NJ and she was WAY closer to a JAP than to a Guido. The Situation was the only guy actually from NJ, and he's clearly the one with the potential to be a breakout star.

    It's only easy to find guidos in NJ if you go... well to Seaside Heights in the summertime and find all the Eye-talians that flock there from NY. Sleazeside is going to be even more off limits than usual this summer.
     
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    Sammi was from Hazlet, NJ. Angelina is from Staten Island. The Situation is also from Staten Island, but a little bit before the show started moved to Manalapan, NJ.

    I know too much about this show.
     
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    No reason to get all nimbly-bimbly on me, but when I see COUNTLESS videos on the net of shirtless numbnuts E-tarded to the heavens and "represeh-in Juhsey". I don't see many clips of guys with sculpted eyebrows, tan-in-a-can and armband tattoos in Nebraska fist-pumping to some fuckin' Benassi.

    Fine. There's lots of these idiots from that entire area. I'm sure there also ISN'T ( only starting with Bruce Springsteen), but that doesn't make for good TV. People like watching mongoloids, and they delivered with eight of them.

    Only sayin'.
     
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    I keep wondering how fucking stupid that girl that left the show in the second or third episode feels now. You just missed the biggest opportunity in your worthless life because you are retarded. Some how I think she probably milks it to the fullest.
     
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    Back for a second season


    Guess it won't be the Jersey Shore. Wonder where they'll put them? I'm guessing it will be somewhere in the States so that Ronnie won't get in fights and end up in the Mexican prison system or something. I think it will be during Spring Break somewhere and it will probably coincide with MTV's Spring Break crap so they can have them guest host shows and the like.
     
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    Relevant. I think.

     
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    You're right about Sammi/Angelina, I got them mixed up which was stupid since I knew that Sammi went to William Patterson.

    But the Situation is originally from Manalapan, I know a guy who knew him in high school.
     
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    So apparently Snooki came to the mall near my house. I didn't go, but according to eyewitness reports she's, get this... a giant attention whore.
     
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    WHICH club?! I'll go firebomb it right now for being so stupid.

    My money's on 29 And Park or Mansion. They have the biggest clouds of Axe and stiped shirts looming in them.
     
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    I thought all London, Ont had were two dive bars, the dirty one and the gay one.
     
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    In honor of MTV's Jersey Shore marathon tomorrow before the game, Encore is playing My Cousin Vinny.
     
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    Jersey Shore Valentine's Day Cards

    These had the opportunity to be flat-out stupidly ridiculous and outlandishly funny. But, it seems they went the more "appropriate" route. Whatever. Snooki's face made me laugh.
     
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    It was at mansion unfortunately
     
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    Pauly D is coming to spin at one of the better clubs in Montreal. If the price is decent I will attend, take pictures with and gel my hair accordingly.