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MTV's Jersey Shore (was "Jersey without my hair gel")

Discussion in 'TV Shows' started by Happy, Nov 29, 2009.

  1. Happy

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    I felt sick to my stomach when watching this. But then again, it's a show on MTV, so it's expected. I suggest wearing a condom while watching this...

    Focus: Discuss this "culture" or the show. Also, discuss how long it will take to wipe this species off the earth.
     
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    Re: I can't go to Jersey without my hair gel

    I just an interview on VH1 with one of the "stars."

    his claim to fame was, "man bruh I was walkin at I think a beach club, and a girl walked by with a hand on her man and she was like wow look at that. and my bruh was all like this is going to be a spectacle, so i'm like a spectacle ya know."

    Half the shit coming out of his mouth wasn't even intelligible. I'm going to need a lot of booze to make it through this show.
     
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    Re: I can't go to Jersey without my hair gel

    "I'm a bartender, I do important things"

    If that statement was any dumber, my I.Q. would go down. Honestly, with all the bombings going on all over the world, why is there not a big, smoking hole where New Jersey used to be? Aside from Corey Booker, The Sopranos, Bruce Springsteen and Jon Stewart is there any redeaming quality about this place WHATSOEVER?

    The cast of this show should be shot and pissed on. What a Noah's Ark off-ramp of retards these tits are. I'd rather live in an outhouse basement than spend five fucking seconds in the same room with these ding-dongs.

    You know there's real magic at work when you have a show that makes Room Raiders look ingenious by comparison.

    Fuck you MTV. Fuck you. Fuck you! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

    EDIT: I'm well aware this show's intent is to make fun of these idiots, but spare yourself ther mgiraine of a lifetime and DO NOT WATCH THIS SHIT. It's a gateway show, and it could spread like H1N1, only 1000 times deadlier.
     
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    Re: I can't go to Jersey without my hair gel

    Is it true half the budget went towards hair gel and the other half penicillin?

    This is just a continuation of True Life: Life On The Jersey Shore or whatever the hell it was. I couldn't not watch only because it was such a train wreck. Guidos, guidettes with bad fake tans, muscles for hugging, ridiculous frosted and gelled hair and a bunch of posturing with no punches thrown. If I happen to catch this I will probably watch.

    At the same time it's hard to believe people like this exist. "Whattya gonna say to someone that basically looks like Rambo with his shirt off?", nothing that hasn't already been said loser.
     
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    Tommy Cheeseballs lives...

    I imagine the unintentional comedy factor will be higher than the guidettes' hair; plus, it will help you feel better about yourself.
     
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    Re: I can't go to Jersey without my hair gel

    I prefer the term "Gum snapper".
     
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    Re: I can't go to Jersey without my hair gel

    I prefer Waste of Skin.

    I think there's more fake that makes them up than real. Hair, tan, nails, tits, bleached teeth....hell, I bet some of them even bleach their buttholes. I watched something on MTV a few years back about cosmetic surgery. There was one guy in particular that stood out because he'd had calf implants. CALF IMPLANTS. What the fuck?
     
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    Re: I can't go to Jersey without my hair gel

    I just want to make it abundantly clear that none of these people are from NJ. They all get carted in from the steaming garbage dump otherwise known as Staten Island.
     
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    Yeah, the New Jersey guidos are too exploitable even for MTV.
     
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    After posting this video on my Facebook page, I had an ex girlfriend call me. She was from New Jersey, but apparently a "sane" part. She carried on and on about how the show misrepresented her state, and it was an unfair claim. I later reminded her we're ex's for a reason, and even if she was from a good part of Jersey, I would never consider her "sane".

    I just don't get it. The Gum Snappers proclaiming that "we all family" but they're all fucking each other. Maybe enough inbreeding will cause these things to disappear. Then there is that little ugly shit running around saying she "wants guys on the juice". What's not to love about tiny balls?

    I would have no problem with "act of terror" happening on Staten Island.
     
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    I am fucking super excited for this TV show. Me and a couple of my buddies have literally perfected our guido voices and vocabulary, to the point where I can act like I'm from New Jersey if I meet somebody for the first time. We can literally sit around and rant about "pizza pies" and "my cousin Johnny" for hours, it's fucking hilarious to do around other people who don't know what's going on.

    I saw the True Life Jersey Shore one about a week ago and immediately had to call my friend to turn his TV on. Personally, I can't wait to watch this show.
     
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    Be ready to fistfight. The girl, I mean. You think I'm exaggerating or stereotyping, but I'm not.

    You can turn your back on a human being. Never turn your back on a pissed off Italian.
     
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    Nothing needs to be said.
     
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    "guys on the juice." I think two drops of pee came out when I heard that one. Nothing like disgusting acne, humiliating temper tantrums and (like you said) shrunken equipment to turn a complete idiot female on.

    Where's a tidal wave when you need one?
     
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    Re: I can't go to Jersey without my hair gel

    Yup.

     
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    Accurate, even if it's fake.

    "Smack a couple uh yuh teachas, pruhfessas, fuckin' RAs, the deans"

     
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    Let us help the plague die out.

    The preview for that show made me die a little on the inside.
     
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    I've never been a fan of these sorts of shows, because the appeal of this sort of thing wears off quickly. As in, five or ten minutes.

    Frankly, after you've seen 5 minutes of guido posturing, you can just extrapolate the rest and find something better to do. It's not as if they're going to do anything unexpected in the rest of the show; they have the depth of a puddle.
     
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    Seems an appropriate venue to promote the comedic genius of Gino the Ginny

     
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    Re: I can't go to Jersey without my hair gel

    I can't see the videos because I am at work, but as a current New Jersey resident (South Jersey, thank you) I have one thing to say in the defense of the entire New Jersey shoreline: many, granted not all, but many, of the people who spend their weekends/summers at the Jersey shore are not from NJ - they are from Philly and NY. That said, this is filmed in a NORTH Jersey beach town and they are a universe away from the South Jersey beaches. Anyone from the area will agree with me.

    Otherwise, please continue making fun of these idiots. They are the reason I hate to admit that I live in NJ.