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Mowvember

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by LessTalk MoreStab, Nov 7, 2011.

  1. LessTalk MoreStab

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    Any of you bastards rocking a Mow for Mowvember?

    If so this is your page, show us your man growth.

    I'm 1 week in.
     

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  2. sartirious

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    This was Friday, but the 'Van Dyke' had been there previously. I'm going to keep trimming it with the 3/8" guard until the chops and the rest grow out to match it in length.
     

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  3. Jimmy James

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    It's times like this that I wish I wasn't half Korean. The best I can do is a dirtstache and/or sex offender beard. Spoilered for shitty picture I found 9 seconds ago. TheWoman has told me that if I shave my beard down to a moustache, she's calling the cops and breaking up with me.

     

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  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    That's cool, though, that they let you take a picture in the prison cafeteria.

    I know that Mo is short for Moustache, but wouldn't Novembeard have been a better name?
     
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    I'm working on the full 'Brian Wilson', but I'm afraid I may have to trim it down so I can take "appropriate" pictures with my newborn daughter. I do, however, refuse to completely shave clean. Once the pictures are done, though, all bets are off.
     

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  6. Flagrant

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    This is one of the most recent pictures of me, taken 10/19. I haven't touched the beard since, so it has grown a bit. I can now twirl my mustache.


    (Also I find this picture hilarious. She dropped her phone.)
     

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    My hate for that name is even greater because I can't grow shit.
     
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    No kidding... unless a Nothing But A Neck Beard November exists.
     
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    Add me to the list of poor saps whose facial hair never quite made it through puberty*, but, if I could grow anything close to resembling a beard, I'd go with either the Anchor or Ducktail. I think it'd fit my face nicely.







    *but on the plus side, no chest/back/ass cheek hair
     
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    Less shaving isn't bad... I like to think we're ahead of the evolutionary curve.
     
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    Or maybe all those birth control hormones got into your drinking water, eh?
     
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    12 days to grow this face full of shit.
     

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    In response to Nom, I am not a hipster Goddamnit. I was at least drinking Yeungling in the picture.


    Ok maybe I am a little hipster, but I blame that fact on my girlfriend.
     
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    Am I the only one that was made fun of in middle school because puberty hit a bit later than everyone else? I would walk in the gym class rocking my shorts, and the resident jock would ask in all honesty, "What brand razor do you use on your legs?"

    Jokes on them, my forearms are now hirsute enough to be mistaken for Robin Williams.
     
  15. BeCoolBitch_BeCool

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    I too have a very limited patch of facial hair.

    If I went the full month I'd look a lot like this:

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    Unfortunately, I'd spend most of the month looking a lot like this:

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    Nom calls everyone hipster in the same way Billy Bob calls everyone faggots, to make sure nobody finds out.
     
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    I couldn't grow an armpit full of hair until I was in high school... good times.
     
  18. LessTalk MoreStab

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    Awkward.

    I assumed you guys would have heard of Mowvember, it gets a fair bit of publicity in Aus.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://au.movember.com/about/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://au.movember.com/about/</a>

    I joined because I’ve had close family members suffer from depression and prostate cancer, I also got roped in by a client. (It’s the only reason I would sprout a Mo) (So fuck yourself rei you hopeless piece of shit) Beards are frowned upon in the drive so all you fuckers above don’t comply.

    If anyone would like to donate to what is a bloody good cause PM me and I will give you my Movember page (linked with the above)
     
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    Your name is Jamie or something equally gender neutral, isn't it?
     
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    Nope, I've never met a chick named Evan.