I like animals. In fact, I love them. Most people only have sympathy for the cute, the cuddly, the friendly. Not me--I like them all. Mangy, ugly, mean...it doesn't matter. I can almost always find something to love about an animal. That being said, there are some things Mother Nature has created that make me want to throw up and and sob for hours in the fetal position. Namely, THIS: (I'm being so fucking serious right now...if you like to sleep at night then do not click this) Spoiler AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! Yes, it is a coconut crab. No, I cannot love this thing, even though it is edible and some might say it tastes delicious. I want them all to DIE DIE DIE! Focus: Mother Nature has a sick sense of humor sometimes. Discuss.