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Moobs for Boobs

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Gravitas, Oct 6, 2010.

  1. Gravitas

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    A buddy of mine just texted me asking for good t-shirt ideas for some breast cancer awareness month event his girlfriend is dragging him to. Because TiB rarely disappoints in bringing the funny I figured I would throw this out there even though we are already doing a thread that is very similar and I doubt it gets bumped.

    Focus:Come up with entertaining slogans for breast cancer awareness.

    Here are a few I came up with:

    Moobs for Boobs!
    Tit for Tat: support prostate cancer awareness
    Second base is my favorite
    Motorboat Enthusiast: Support Our Sport
     
  2. shegirl

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    Boys for Boobs. Similar but with a better ring.
     
  3. DrFrylock

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    Mastodons not mastectomies!
    Ask me for a free lesson on how to do a breast self-exam.
    I'm not feeling you up, I'm trying to save your life!
     
  4. Frebis

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    A strip club around here was running a fundraiser called "Save the Ta-Tas".
     
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    "Funbagstravagansa!"
     
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    "If you're going to stare at my tits, at least make a donation."
     
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    I'm fond of the "Save Second Base" shirts that I've seen and the second bases that have occupied them.
     
  8. Disgustipated

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    Is that a lump in your breast, or are you just happy to see me?

    Hey, that's not a breast mouse! I smell a rat.

    It's not sexual assault, it's a free health check! (and on the back) It's only inappropriate if I don't find anything.
     
  9. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Hi, I like big tits. Oh you have cancer......








    ....can I still touch them?
     
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    "Support the fight against breast cancer: it's titillating."

    To be used on a donation bucket: "Let's fill this jug for jugs!"
     
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    One of the kindest women I have ever known died of breast cancer about ten years ago or so. Her death occurred while I was still fairly young, and completely re-wrote the way I treated people after that. RIP.

    Ok, now that I got that out of the way:

    Don't be a boob, donate now.
    Breast Cancer Awareness Month: the only time it's appropriate for everyone to discuss tits
    Two boobs are better than one (pink ribbon)
    Save the whales... and boobs too.
    For every set of breasts that is saved, many men will thank you.
    Tits: they're God's way of saying "you're welcome."
    More tits for everyone!!! Support breast cancer research.

    If: Plastic = global warming
    And: Breast implants = plastic
    Then: Stopping breast cancer = saving the planet
     
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    But now you're saying that breast implants are bad for humanity, and that's just heresy.
     
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    "The More You Know: Don't Pull a Sheryl Crow"

    "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead or that Christina Applegate's Tits Fell Off"
     
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    "Because you can't titty-fuck one boob.
    Or none, for that matter."
     
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    My wife is a breast cancer survivor - she had a double mastectomy 20 months ago. Thankfully she is cancer free and life will go on. She wears a t-shirt that says "Of Course They are Fake - My Real Ones Almost Killed Me!"
     
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    Saving second base
     
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    A Gathering of Juggalos.
     
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    While you're exploring second base, be sure to make a short stop check for lumps.
     
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    Lovely lady lumps.
     
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