Here is a collection of missed signals <a class="postlink" href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ci4px/male_redditors_what_are_some_hints_females_gave/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comme ... ales_gave/</a> One of the better ones: Her: So this girl I know likes this guy I know but he's been oblivious to all of her signals, so what does she have to do to tell him she likes him? Me: I don't know, just tell him she likes him? Her: Like, "I like you?" Just like that? Me: Yeah, like that. Her: I like you. Me: Yeah, tell her to tell him that, and she'll be all set. pause Her: ...I like you. Me: Yup, you've got it... was there anything else? FOCUS: When have you been given such an obvious signal, yet failed to see it or capitlize on it? For me, it pretty much requires a Post-it note with "I want to have sex with you" stapled to my forehead for me to get the hint.