When humans developed reason, I'm fairly certain one of the first questions that occurred to sentient man was "how can I fuck that woman without knocking her up?" Unsurprisingly, people have been trying to solve that problem since antiquity, and according to the Internet, people have been coming up with creative solutions to that problem for a long, long time. There is evidence the Egyptians knew something about spermicidal substances, as well as abortifacients. They supposedly extended lactation to use as a contraceptive. Failing that, they would just toss unwanted kids in the Nile or whatever. Pulling out is described in the bible. The history of condoms extends hundreds of years beyond space-age ultra-thin ribbed-for-her-pleasure materials - to much less comfortable places. Despite all of this ingenuity, humans still manage to knock each other up with surprising regularity. FOCUS: Tell us about your pregnancy scares. Try to convince us that you were using a rubber and birth control every single time and you must be one of the .01% of people for whom that didn't work. Or just admit that you got really high and probably nailed her bareback. ALT FOCUS: Ever knock anybody up and end up keeping the kid? Try to convince us that the kid is the greatest thing that has ever happened to you. Or just admit that you really miss poker night and going down to Mazatlan with your buddies every year.