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Million Dollar Hypothetical

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kubla Kahn, Aug 6, 2019.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Wait.... does meat include fish and shellfish?

    Because I'd like to change my answer if the above is allowed.

    I could easily make a live sailing around the world on an awesome yacht with a small screw, making millions a year and scuba diving/fishing for my food whenever I feel like it.
     
    #21 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 7, 2019
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    No.
     
    #22 Kubla Kahn, Aug 7, 2019
  3. Crown Royal

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    Only million million to cancel all the foods in my life that I think matter? I will take a hard pass on that. It’s What’s For Dinner. I love my food pre-murdered too much to give it up. That’s love, right there.

    To let Robert Redford bang my wife for a cool million, that would be a different story.... I’ll have to play some Sade and think about it.
     
    #23 Crown Royal, Aug 7, 2019
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    You couldn't pay me a million dollars to watch that again.
     
    #24 Kubla Kahn, Aug 7, 2019
  5. GTE

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    Two million?
     
    #25 GTE, Aug 7, 2019
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    YES IT FUCKING DOES. IT'S FLESH FROM AN ANIMAL.
    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THESE DON'T COUNT?

    I've dated two women who were militant vegans; real, card-carrying PETA members (They were hot, okay? No, the relationships didn't last long.).
    And both of them thought seafood didn't count against a vegan diet.
    What kind of mental gymnastics does that take?
     
    #26 dixiebandit69, Aug 7, 2019
  7. Revengeofthenerds

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    Fish don’t make sad eyes like cows do.
     
    #27 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 7, 2019
  8. scotchcrotch

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    That freshly cut grass smell we all love after mowing?

    That’s a distress signal. Stop eating plants!
     
    #28 scotchcrotch, Aug 7, 2019
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