So, Star Wars Episode VII has a release date and a name. On December 18, 2015, Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens will hit theatres. They have completed principle photography and now it's up to the editors and mixers and rest of the computer jockeys to make this movie into something fabulous. Focus: Will J.J. Abrams do the original trilogy justice, or will he fuck it up as badly as Lucas did with Phantom Menace? Alt-Focus: The fan-boys on Twitter went nuts about the film name when it was released yesterday. They HATE the name and are questioning why the Force would be awakening if it was never sleeping, or some shit like that. Some people take this stuff way too seriously. Fan-boys - discuss. Alt-Alt Focus: I think this is funny. Post other funny Star Wars shit because it's snowing outside, we had a forty minute fire drill in the snow, and I nearly peed my pants waiting to get back into the building.