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Mardi Gras Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Feb 12, 2010.

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  1. abneretta

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    My husband just uttered the phrase 'there wasn't anything sanitary on TV?' I'm assuming he meant 'satisfactory,' he hasn't been drinking so there's really no excuse.

    No wonder I spend so much time on here.
     
  2. Samr

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    The opening ceremonies for the Olympics are terrible.

    Is anyone entertained by this? Is anyone watching this? Am I missing some kind of "cultural significance" or some shit?
     
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    My roommate is watching videos on youtube and just said "I'm glad I'm not her mom." He has a penis.

    I think.
     
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    Fuck that shit. I'm surfing the TiB on my 42" LCD and listening to Pandora Radio. And drinking Coors Light, of course.
     
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    You're not just kinda classy, you're all classy.

    In other news: I haven't shaved my face in over a week because I didn't want to look for my trimmer.
     
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    Alright, its bar time. I'll make sure to drink an Irish Car Bomb for all yall that are stuck at home tonight.
     
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    Beer + Olympics = Good.
     
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    I fixed that for you.
     
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    I just finished some homemade pizza and now it's time to kick back with some tasty Coors Light. I forsee lots of video games, youtubing and, of course, posting on TiB. Ahh, a typical Friday night.
     
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    Drinking heavily due to this: <a class="postlink-local" href="http://www.theidiotboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6&p=30652#p30652" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6&p=30652#p30652</a>

    Yuengling is the shit. I challenge you to find a better beer for the price. A case for 17 bucks. Can't fuckin beat that.

    I am also currently watching Pineapple Express and craving some greenery bigtime. My connection got out of the business two months ago though, and I have not been able to find a decent one since. Crapola.
     
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    Correctamundo on the Yuengling. In fact I'm settling in with a bottle of the Bock to play some online poker.

    And for the record - Drew Brees said he would give me both of his kidneys if I needed them, and left me his liver as collateral.
     
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    The opera singer on the Olympics is rocking quite possibly the largest afro I have ever seen.

    On Coors Light #2.
     
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    Snow is pretty outside but I hope it exits quick, fast & in a hurry. It's been a productive night though... I've ordered a couple things online, talked to a friend for the first time in months, done some laundry and paid my credit card bill.

    Randomly, I'm in love with the song Pink sang on the Grammys. And I don't even like Pink.
     
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    Now I'm going to ask everyone for a moment of silence as I open my last beer. What a sad moment it is.
     
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    gee, this skeleton athlete's death sure is a downer. No more gratuitous jokes about skeleton being a sport for the suicidal and deathwish holders.

    Sure loved the "minute of silence" being broken by high-powered mics picking up crying babies, though.

    Hey, buddy, if you don't understand the significance of those fiddlers wearing oversized kilts with heavy metal hairdos, and then the subsequent tap dancing, then fuck you. Go read a book and stop being so fucking ignorant of the world around you.

    And god dammit CTV, I just want to watch my streaming jingoisitic pablum. Would it kill you to work?
     
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    I certainly hope this means you'll be cracking open the hard liquor next. If not, for shame. For. Shame.
     
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    Glibby gloop gloopy Nibby Nabby Noopy La La La Lo Lo
    Sabba Sibby Sabba Nooby abba Nabba Le Le Lo Lo
    Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
    Early mornin' singin' song
     
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    For a minute there I was hesitating, my husband is ready for bed but he's went to bed without me while I've stayed up and drank for the last few weekends. I'm sure he can handle it again tonight. I have some Crown and some Lemonade Vodka in the freezer, that's about the extent of my hard liquor. I'm also short on mixers, not that I necessarily need them, but I prefer them most of the time. With your pressing, I'm sure I will indeed crack open the Crown. As it should be.
     
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    In that case, go make yourself a drink!




    And who said peer pressure never leads to anything good?
     
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    Vodka, Jim Beam, and a splash of sour apple pucker. (Sounds nasty, tastes surprisingly good over light ice)

    Watching Pawn Stars re-runs.

    Life is good.
     
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