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Mardi Gras Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Feb 12, 2010.

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  1. Bundy Bear

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    Just woke up after a bigger than expected night. First games of the Super 14 season and I got a heap of free jugs. No hangover, its all good. Fuck I'm happy the rugby is back on.
     
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    I love beer.

    That is all.
     
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    no one left here? pussies.

    Friends of mine: if you want to kidnap drunk cuol66 and take him to the bar and buy all his drinks and let him make out with your rommmate, by all means, have at it. Back ta the house to get ready (read:nap) to go out later again. Driving my own car is officially off the board.
     
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    I'm right there with ya sister.

    Don't jump to such quick conclusions now, bucko.
     
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    Jesus f'n Christ. It just took me 30 god damn minutes to find a bar right outside of LA. Right outside of a fuckin' concert hall mind you now. I'm gettin fucked up college style tonight, likely have about 14 HOURS startingn...NOW.
     
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    Hey, I didn't know that John Locke's dad was also Nick's (Jason Segel) dad on Freaks and Geeks. You learn something new every day I guess.
     
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    That Lindsey Vonn is one piece of ace. I know from experience, dude. If you know what I mean.
     
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    My mistake and my apologies. Forgoing needed nap to go drink at some bar.

    For the good of the board: eating moonshine inffused fruit is disgusting, but it IS a great way to get hammererd. Good eve to all of you. If I live, I;'m sure I'll be regreting these posts tomorrow, but we'll see, eh?

    DREW BREES STILL SUCKS. MASSIVELY.
     
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    Clearly in your alcohol induced state, you have mistaken Drew Brees' name for your own. We'll forgive it this time, but you won't be so lucky if it happens again.
     
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    No you don't.
     
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    No, no, no I don't. But a friend of mine...


    In other news, when you post shit like this on Facebook...

    ...it makes me wonder who you're trying to convince. I also wonder how shit like this used to manifest itself before social networking websites. I don't remember kids ever walking around telling people how happy they were. Why? Because it makes you sound like Stuart Smalley.
     
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    Jesus I'm bored right now... I'm so bored, that I actually just watched the NBA Celebrity All-Star game. Holy fuck, staring at a wall for the last two hours would of been much better entertainment.

    Out of beer now. Moving onto the rum. Maybe gonna play some Halo...

    Fuck I'm way to bored for a Friday night.
     
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    1 hr and 30 minutes until the glorious glorious weekend. I'm counting the seconds.
     
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    I think they're giving HGH to kids now. I just got back from my friend's kid's basketball game (11 year olds) and one kid on the other team was 6'2". He already had a bad teenage moustache.

    And a wife.
     
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    I second this. Sadly this is the third weekend in a row that I've been stuck drinking at home. This town sucks, how can a town not have a bar? Seriously, I have to drive 10 miles to get to one, which isn't that big of a deal. Driving home, however, is. My mom and dad live a block away from the bar, but I'm not sure that the husband would like the idea of me sleeping there. He's usually the DD if he goes with me, since I'm always the designated drunk (I make sure to get drunk before anyone has a chance to peg me as DD, I did my fair share of that when I was underage.)

    Tomorrow night we're going to the bar which should be fun, for me anyway. Until then, I'm at home by my lonesome drinking the last few beers I have left trying to decide if I should move on to the liquor...
     
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    No they didn't.

    In other news, that person is probably four seconds away from sitting in their car, in the garage, with the engine running.
     
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    Has anyone ever seen the cooking show "Down Home with the Neely's" on the Food Network (I saw it today and this quote reminded me of it). If I ever met a couple that acted like that I would want to stab them in the face.
     
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    Yeah, it's Mardi Gras. It's a party known worldwide. There are Vietnamese rice farmers asking "What you do Mawdi Gwas?" right now.

    Right now I'm drinking wine, alone, with the two younger ones asleep upstairs. Fifteen years ago I would have had a belly full of whiskey, a fist full of twenties, and stripper glitter smeared on my face. Getting old sucks.

    Of course, the Saints did win the Superbowl, so life is good. And Manning is a bitchy little girl.
     
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    I think we will finally have an indication that our government's relations with the first nations people will have been patched up for good once they can stop taking centre stage at every olympics' opening and closing ceremonies.

    EDIT: Nevermind, Batman and the Devil's bastard love child is now fiddling on a canoe in the sky.
     
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    Drinking and playing MW2 should just be called "I hate everything ever."
     
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