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Mardi Gras Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Feb 12, 2010.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck Valentines Day

    What the eff, Chat? A Valentines-Day-Themed Drunk Thread? You do realize it is one of the biggest parties on the planet this weekend, right? And that now that party has been blown to epic proportions due to a recent titanic event in the same area? And that I'm just now coming out of last weeks hangover, so I fully expect to fully partake in said activities?

    Sigh.... I swear, THIS is the kind of thing that gives you Canucks a bad name, let me tell you.

    Although, I may be snowed in tonight, so , you know, SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

    Because I'm snowed in at work. And somebody hid the Jameson's that was in the kitchen. And my ice chest of beer is at my house. And my dad won't let me have any of his.

    This is bullcrap.
     
    #2 Blue Dog, Feb 12, 2010
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    Re: Mardis Gras Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

    Finishing off the moonshine this weekend. Coupled with the Single Barrel I got for christmas, and a bunch of cold averse friends, I can't wait to leave work.

    Oh, and fuck the Saints. There. I said it.
     
    #3 cuOL66, Feb 12, 2010
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck Valentines Day

    Blue, we don't HAVE a bad name. It's just science. The last stupid thing we did was letting Gretzky marry that fitness bitch.

    A group of people I know are heading down to Mardi Gras, not sqeamish at ALL despite the fact last time they were there 5 years ago a mugger put a gun in one of their mouths and told him he was "Going to die".

    Lucky pricks. I'm sure I'll go someday, but I chose Amsterdam over it last year and that was the right decision.
     
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    Day drinking tomorrow all day at a bar for a friend's birthday - Maryland vs Duke at 1pm (FUCK DUKE), then probably seeing some Olympic events at the bar. Debating drinking through the evening, or stopping around dinner, taking a nap for 2 hours then going out again. But I find that I have a hard time waking up when I try to nap after drinking.
     
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    I'm drunk as fuck right now.

    Fuck the Saints. It was luck they beat my Vikes, and the Vikes would have beat the Colts soundly...

    [​IMG]

    Also, glad the Saints won. Between those two... Yay Saints.

    I didn't have a dog in that fight.
     
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    At work, vodka in my coffee. Flying to L.A. this evening to see my SO. I'm gonna drink all day, arrive, take a sweet nap then we will have "We hate valentines day" fetish sex. And then drink some more.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

    I don't think there's much of a worse sentence than "I'm snowed in at work." Sucks to be you BD. And your Father needs his, he has to deal with you afterall. Shame on you.

    EDIT: And vodka....in coffee? Huh?
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

    How dare you not bring alcohol when you could be snowed in? I live in Maryland. I've had a handle of Ketel One in my trunk since last Thursday (though I may have used and replaced it).
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

    I'm rescinding his "Professional Alcoholic" card.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

    No smell silly. Even if I could get fired from this job, which I am leaving in two weeks anyway, I'd still like a good reference. Oh, and vodka makes everything better, even coffee.
     
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    Also, V-Day is my birthday, so I'm gonna hunker down in my apartment and hope nothing bad happens (dumped twice, friends elsewhere, broke my ankle, etc...).

    V-Day sucks ass.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

    Wait- can you charge stuff on this card?

    If so, then you can lick my butthole if you think you can get it away from me! I'm off to Aquistapace's for some cheap red wine and some George Dickel! It's on sale! I LIKE STUFF ON SALE!
     
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    I just have to point out the first typo of the day that made me laugh out loud.
     
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    Three Bloody Mary Lunch seems like a good start.

    The wench next to me in the office (apparently) broke up with her boyfriend, and is asking me how to spell things in the marathon email shes writing him. I am enjoying mocking her because I'm a little tipsy and I am a heartless jackel.

    Seriously though, fuck the Saints.
     
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    Don't worry, Drew Brees realizes that there exist fans of teams who are not the Saints. He fully supports your choice of supporting another team, and thinks that the Falcons are a great program with a rich tradition of success. He offers his heartfelt wishes of fortune to them and their fans, and looks forward to meeting them in the field of play.

    Drew Brees also spends his Saturdays walking up and down the street putting quarters into expired parking meters while walking the neighborhood pet community and picking up after them. True Story.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

    It's not really an insult when you tell her to do something she'd love to do anyway. SG is all about that kind of thing.
     
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    And now it's fucking snowing. Like, NY snowing. In Atlanta. Fuck. I hope my dog eats my roommates pig for warmth.

    I will definatly be at home abusing this board tonight alongside the remains of the moonshine and whiskey in my house.

    FUCK DREW BREES.
     
    #18 cuOL66, Feb 12, 2010
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    Jesus, all this fucking bitching about snow. For once, Buffalo is the only place not snowed in, and it's great. You guys could be getting shit like this every year, you know.
     
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    Re: Weekend Drunk Thread [2-12-10] Fuck V Day, Take a V Card

    I am. And fisting........him. I hear Drew Brees likes the same things I do. Neato!
     
    #20 shegirl, Feb 12, 2010
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