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Love me you bitches. LOVE ME!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by LessTalk MoreStab, Jun 16, 2011.

  1. LessTalk MoreStab

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.handsomepaul.blogspot.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.handsomepaul.blogspot.com/</a>

    This guy is trying really hard to find love. Really hard. The bastard made a minor headline in fucking Australia!

    http://www.news.com.au/breaking-new...earch-for-a-wife/story-e6frfku0-1226077040626

    Focus: Discuss Paul.

    Alt Focus: If Paul was your mate, how would you help him find the woman of his dreams.
     
  2. DrFrylock

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    You know, he's probably a nice guy. Aside from the fact that he will murder you in your sleep if he gets angry. But you know, he rarely, RARELY gets angry.
     
  3. Bryan

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    Why would you travel to Colombia for a mail-order bride? Isn't that like going over to Amazon's headquarters in Seattle to buy something?

    Mr. Guitierrez knows that some men sacrifice half their wealth in order not to have a wife, right? Sometimes a house and custody of children, too.

    Alt. Focus: Desperation is the most repugnant cologne. Clearly he has to address some internal issues before finding a wife.
     
  4. Clutch

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    I bet he doesn't let the cable guy into his crawl space.
     
  5. Stealth

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    Not in my part of Australia.

    Somehow I feel that wherever he made that minor headline; vaginas for miles around could be heard snapping shut.
     
  6. lostalldoubt86

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    I don't really know how to respond to this, but I found it hysterical.
     
  7. Chellie

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    I'm having horrific mental images of being chased through his pig sty of a home while he sports a massive tent in his grimy, grungy, grey sweatpants, then being pinned down and having my leg desperately dry humped as his zits explode all over me. I'm really hoping this is trolling at it's finest. I mean, this level of ... whatever it is... cannot actually be real, can it?!

    Can someone please start posting beautiful naked women in the WDT so I have something else to think about?
     
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Why don't you just post a nekkid picture of yourself so WE have something else to think about? Two stones, one bird.
     
  9. homerjjesse

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    Is anyone else reminded of Bill Dauterive when looking at these pictures?
     
  10. dixiebandit69

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    There's no way this is real. It's basically a compilation of every terrible "Why can't I get a girlfriend" post on the Internet with an sprinkling of extra-strength desperation.

    Alt-focus: I would tell him to take down the website.
     
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    DO NOT BELITTLE PORN STASHES LIKE THAT!
     
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    At first I thought he was just a guy with a twisted sense of self depreciating humor. Reading further has convinced me that this is a spoof. There is no way in hell someone could be self aware enough to realize their behavior was this weird and unattractive but somehow not change anything.

    This is a lost soul. I'd tell him to stick to prostitutes. That's like charity, right?
     
  14. MoreCowbell

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    Well it could become one. The Handsome Paul 'Dating' Fund.

    Ladies, I believe you are all missing the crux of the isssue. He is easy on the eyes, as he tells you in the caption to this picture.

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    I would also like to point out that the file name for that photo is "Happy+Paul.JPG." That is his happy face, ladies and gents.

    Also,

     
  15. $100T2

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    #5: I was a member of the US Army... for not very long.

    When I was in the Navy, we had a kid who made it through boot camp and almost all the way through Hospital Corps school before the diagnosed him as a schizophrenic.

    There's a reason why it was "for not very long". Mental much????

     

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    Everyone's already pointed out trying too hard and desperation. So I'll just leave you all with the quote:

    "Women already have one pussy. They don't want another one"