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Lorena did it all wrong

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by dixiebandit69, Jul 13, 2011.

  1. dixiebandit69

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    Dixiebandit sent me a PM telling me that this thread needed immediate bumpage. Apparently some dude getting Bobbitized requires the immediate attention of our esteemed group and could not possibly wait until tonight. This puts this event on par with, e.g., September 11th, a major natural disaster, etc.

    I found a video of dixiebandit:

     
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    I look at this two ways:

    If I was innocent of any wrongdoing, then I'd kill her.

    If I had done something to this woman such that I deserved to have my dick cut off, I'm certainly a big enough asshole that I'm not going to care what's "fair" and I'd kill her.

    Really only one outcome in this situation.
     
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    Was this just to make a point or would the penis have been salvageable if it was in one piece?

    Edit: Holy shit. According to Wikipedia, Penectomy is apparently just another part of marriage in Asian culture.
    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cases_of_penis_removal" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ca ... is_removal</a>
     
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    So he woke up in time, to see her chuck it in the disposal?

    (contemplates)

    I... I don't even...



    somebody hold me
     
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    A forum full of dicks who crack dick jokes all day want an immediate thread about a dick being cut off.

    Go fucking figure.

    I don't see what the big deal is. I keep my husbands nuts in my purse. Same difference, right?
     
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    At strip clubs in southern Indiana, it's common to see vaginers that look like this. It's like a badge of honor.
     
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    I hold her down and cut her tits off. Fair is fair.

    Or Id just put a bullet in her fucking head.
     
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    I asked about penis protection the military thread and mentioned not being able to live with out one, I guess it was a little to insensitive for that thread. All things being equal, say it was sheared off and turned into hamburger in a car accident, I'd probably not want to go on with out it. Maybe Im a loser that hasn't made more out of his life than what pleasures I derive from it but for gods sake. FUCK. Loss of a penis? Too tough to think about.
     
  10. Devils Advocate

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    What would happen if you didn't have a penis? Wouldn't you have so much pressure inside by not being able to get off? How would you get any relief? You would still have the urges and hormones. This kinda has me stunned.
     
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    Im no doctor but I assume, like dogs, with out your testes your hormones just wouldn't be produced at the same level, so I guess less urge? I think I'd quickly delve into a Durbanite style sex hating eunuch after a while of not being able to get off myself.
     
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    Alt. Focus: For all the male TiB members, what would you do if this happened to you? Would you consider life worth living anymore?

    I'd pray that my dick landed on a bag of ice and rush my ass to a hospital. If the operation to reattach it failed, I'd throw whoever cut my johnson off into a woodchipper. Suicide would follow.
     
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    Yes, but it doesn't say testes. Maybe she just cut off the shaft? I wouldn't be surprised at her putting that much thought into it considering that she drugged him and then waited until he woke up to cut it off.
     
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    Did she get the nuts, too or did she just get the dick?

    I don't know. I just can't figure out what I would do. Some sort of torture porn revenge scenario seems appropriate, but at the end of that, I still don't have a dick.
     
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    God no penis WITH balls would be even worse, all the urge, none of the release. This is making more queasy than the mention of vaginal mucus under a fupa.
     
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    I thought they were kept in a jar on your bookshelf.

    Focus I'm betting that I would become exceedingly productive, and that my career would thrive. My hobbies and interests would recieve the attention that they deserve, and my bucket list would be finished by the time I turn 35.

    Who am I kidding? Just about everything I've ever done has been prefaced with the question "Will this in any way contribute to me getting laid?"
     
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    I wonder when scootah is going to post a "how-to" on prostate milking.
     
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    After reading Kubla's wiki link, I'm convinced Chinese women are crazy. I will never, under any circumstances, become involved with a Chinese born-and-raised woman. God forbid I forget to pick up the wontons she asks for and lose my penis as a result.

    Even more fucked up is the link to David Reimer. Por bastard had a circumcision that went wrong and as a result was gelded, then had to piss through a hole in his stomach until his teen years, all while being raised as a girl and given female hormone injections. No wonder he committed suicide.
     
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    As long as the balls go with it, I wouldn't be that bothered. Imagine a life with no sexual urges. I would get so much fucking work done without the constant desire to stop whatever I'm doing and look at tits instead.
     
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    I've imagined something like a dick farm, thanks to hooker, where there are rows of differently sized/shaped members. It's glorious. So, if I were a dude I'd probably scream in agony for a few days, collect myself, and head to the closest dick farm to pick out my new little buddy.