I'm about as trashed as five men but not as shitfaced as I should be and I just saw something that triggered some funny stuff. Limericks are great and should be spread around. here are some dirty ones i know. There once was a young man from caldir, Who was fucking the maid on the stair, On the 53rd stroke, The bannister broke, So he finished her off in midair. Once was a young man from leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, Tufts of grass, Came out his arse, And his dick was covered in weeds. Focus: What are the funny, dirty, wrong limericks you know coming into St Ptricks day.