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Like a cheap garden hose...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by downndirty, Feb 14, 2017.

  1. downndirty

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    Inspired by this:
    http://www.cracked.com/personal-exp...ationships-what-50-shades-darker-ignores.html

    In the past year or so, I've been on again/off again fucking a girl that's kinky. We've gone to events, bought a slew of accoutrements and had fun exploring each other.

    FOCUS: Without delving too deeply into the parameters of your relationship, what's the kinky shit you're into? What have you tried? What is too weird to contemplate?

    Get weird with me TIB.

    For my part, the craziest shit has been at events. My kink, as it were, is mostly about thinking up new and inventive ways to make her orgasm while she's tied up or restrained. I'd say we dabble in this about 20% of the time, and it makes regular sex more fun.

    Seeing/hearing and God help me, smelling an obese woman get fisted at an event was the low-light.

    Highlights include seeing a bevy of pretty young things get tortured in various ways, in particular watching a whole harem of lingerie-clad lesbians acting out a fucking vampire orgy. Twas fun to see.

    Also, there was a couple of girls acting out a torture scene from one of the Harry Potter books that was goddamned hilarious.

    Fifty shades can fuck off, screwing a girl that likes it in creative ways is fun.
     
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    In honour of Valentine's Day, here you go...
     
  3. TJMax

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    Well, this went up like a lead balloon. Where the hell's Scootah?
     
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    I have a major issue with hairy coochies. Sorry dixie. Not only do I not get it, I am repulsed by it. I will stop watching if the girl has more than like a #4 or 5. Fortunately my wife is equally annoyed by hair.
     
  5. audreymonroe

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    I've talked about BDSM things before so that wouldn't be that interesting, but I realized I have semi-developed a new thing since we last had a thread along these lines. I mentioned in passing in a drunk thread a few months ago that I was dating a couple for a little bit. I get approached by couples fairly often and I've always passed, but there was something about this couple in particular that I liked and I was deep into a "fuck it, why not" life trend, so I just decided to roll with it to try it out. I'm still not sure polyamory is for me, but it was revealed a few dates in that their main goal was to fulfill a cuckholding kink where the girlfriend wanted to watch me fuck the boyfriend, either in the room or via pictures and things on our own. I'd never even considered that particular arrangement so I had no idea if I'd like it but figured it was worth a try, and it ended up being pretty damn fun. I've had a very specific fantasy for a while now about doing that only with the girlfriend of the couple, so I thought at one point I could suggest that. But, sadly, the guy was into me but I was much more into the girl, and the girl wasn't interested in participating all that much and then eventually decided nonmonogamy wasn't for her after all and it all kind of fell apart. I don't know how many more opportunities I'll have in life to recreate that scenario, but it's kind of snuck its way into what I like. It has all the thrill and power of being the Other Woman without any of the guilt and getting down on yourself. Related: I don't know if you've ever tried looking for cuckholding porn where it's the girlfriend being left out, but, it is damn near impossible to find.

    I've found that, with a partner I'm interested in enough, there are few things I wouldn't at least consider trying. All the cool kids are doing golden showers these days and I'm not exactly chomping at the bit to try it and the couple times it's come up I've just happened to stop responding to their texts, but, I don't know I'm not sure if I can rule it out entirely. The most out-there thing I've encountered was this guy had a very specific thing he was into where a woman would pretend to drug him and - this was very important - shush him and tell him everything was going to be okay as he got very relaxed and she had her gentle way with him. (I told him he probably experienced a very hot dental assistant giving him laughing gas at some formative part of his life or something and I think I really blew his mind.) I was thinking about it and decided I'd probably pass mostly because I don't like being the dominant one in bed too often, but especially if I also had to be gentle and nurturing at the same time. (We didn't end up having sex anyway for unrelated reasons.) There have been a couple guys who have been into my feet - sadly not in the way that involves getting massages - that I was probably going to roll with if we had gotten to that point, but we never did. The only thing that's been a hard no for me (besides the typically obvious things like stuff involving poo or blood or illegal things) has been anything in the general realm of adult baby stuff. I and no one I know have never encountered the full-on diaper-wearing kinds, but I have a friend who's somehow met more than one guy who's had a breastfeeding kink she's accommodated, and when she was describing to me what they'd do, I just got this very vivid image of a grownass man curled up in my lap suckling at my boob and I literally started dry-heaving. Like, making retching noises, thinking it may turn into the real thing kind of dry-heaving. I try to be sympathetic and understanding of most kinks, but, I have a negative physical reaction to all things pregnancy, childbirth, babies, or motherhood and the idea of it co-mingling with my sex life just pushed me right over the edge. I think if a guy ever told me he was into that while we were talking in person, I would stand up and leave in the middle of his sentence. Like, if a guy started talking to me about how hot he'd find it to give me an enema, I think I could play it cool through the rest of my drink. But not breastfeeding. No thank you, goodbye.

    Alt-focus I've made up: One thing I really hate that I've experienced a few times is I'll be having the "do you have any kinks" conversation with a guy and they'll say "I'm really into making girls cum" or "I'm really into giving girls head." Go. Fuck. Yourself. That is not a kink. You are not naughty or special or out there for liking that. It's 2017 and women getting to enjoy sex is not a novel concept anymore. That is just the very basic expectation of having sex and I'm not going to consider you some unicorn for providing it.
     
  6. downndirty

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    I slightly disagree. If my kink is using a sybian to make a girl cum so hard she technically melts, that's slightly different than some douche saying "my kink is making girls cum. How? With dis dick, son!"

    Cunnilingus is not a kink, but making a girl squirt might be.

    What I'm saying is that kinks, ahem...come in shades.
     
  7. audreymonroe

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    I don't think liking sybians or squirting is kinky either, but I guess that's literally arguing semantics. If they were talking about, like, tying a girl up with a vibrator or something, sure, but they never are. I also admittedly have a blurred line for what's considered kinky so this could all be moot.
     
  8. Trakiel

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    Fucking casuals and their casual kinks, am I right?
     
  9. Danger Boy

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    A coming of age thing for me sexually was finding out how many women are into spanking/hair pulling/choking. I don't even find that stuff to be very kinky any more because it's so common. I seriously haven't been with a woman in the last ten years who wasn't at least into spanking and hair pulling. You could say it's the type of women I attract, but I've been with women from many different backgrounds, and seems like it's almost a sure thing that they like it rough to some degree.
     
  10. TJMax

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    TIL what a sybian is. Apparently I live a sheltered life or something...
     
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    I remember I had a "gf" my last year of college who really enjoyed having her hair pulled and telling my roommates, you would think I was Scootah. They thought it was some outrageous freak trait. The "JWags hair test" became an ongoing joke. Now I'm almost surprised if a girl doesn't like it to some extent. Same with choking. I'm not talking about a belt around the neck or two hands going all Sprewell, but either light pressure or just having a hand on the neck, especially if you're in like a spooning position, far more common than I would have imagined.

    I think also in terms of "kinky but not really", anything involving my ass, Im totally cool with. Not saying im down to get pegged, but foreplay in that area is something that dudes are missing out on, in my humble opinion.