Inspired by this: http://www.cracked.com/personal-exp...ationships-what-50-shades-darker-ignores.html In the past year or so, I've been on again/off again fucking a girl that's kinky. We've gone to events, bought a slew of accoutrements and had fun exploring each other. FOCUS: Without delving too deeply into the parameters of your relationship, what's the kinky shit you're into? What have you tried? What is too weird to contemplate? Get weird with me TIB. For my part, the craziest shit has been at events. My kink, as it were, is mostly about thinking up new and inventive ways to make her orgasm while she's tied up or restrained. I'd say we dabble in this about 20% of the time, and it makes regular sex more fun. Seeing/hearing and God help me, smelling an obese woman get fisted at an event was the low-light. Highlights include seeing a bevy of pretty young things get tortured in various ways, in particular watching a whole harem of lingerie-clad lesbians acting out a fucking vampire orgy. Twas fun to see. Also, there was a couple of girls acting out a torture scene from one of the Harry Potter books that was goddamned hilarious. Fifty shades can fuck off, screwing a girl that likes it in creative ways is fun.