The writers of Cracked are pretty boring in the bedroom: http://www.cracked.com/article_18450_7-kama-sutra-sex-tips-that-will-put-you-in-hospital.html Aside from the obvious aversion to having wasps sting my dick, and rejecting No. 7 as unnecessary, what other positions do you find overrated or absurd? Which do you prefer?
I've never come during sex. Sad for me, yes. But trust it's not from a lack of trying. Also I usually blow the hell out of my boys to ensure a certain amount of oral sex gets thrown my way too. Despite the fact that sex usually is anti-climatic for me orgasm wise, I still need sex and cannot live on a steady diet of oral, no matter how eager the tongue. That being said, any variety from behind I love just for the sheer carnal need to fuck I feel it radiates. I love being on top too though because I feel like the guy has nothing to do but enjoy the view and the sensations. And the closest I've ever come to sexual orgasm is from this position: Spoiler Except I was lying down, but this is the closest example I could find. Lately however, with the boy being deployed and all, these are the positions I find most satisfying: Spoiler
Just after my girlfriend and I got together we ( and by this I mean she) put together a chart of sex positions to try. We got our way through them and realised that a lot of them are just silly. We have now found a rotation of positions that suit us. The one that Indiana posted (lying down) is one of our best, but it varies from day to day how much she can take (clearly because my penis is huge).
Others have said it already but my favorite are with her on top, and the position Indiana posted, but lying down. Watching her and seeing her face as she takes control of the situation when she's on top is amazing. We usually don't have sex with the tv on anymore because one time House was on, the part where Wilson says "No mocking? No Freudian analysis of how the waterbed is really a great big vagina I want to crawl into?" We both started cracking up and it killed the mood for a few minutes. It's pretty funny to recount though.
What the hell are those guys talking about? #2 on there (Guy on top, girls legs over the shoulders) is one of mine and my girlfriend's favorite position. That and the variation of having only one leg up so I can play with her clit at the same time. Unless I'm confusing pleasure for pain, the writers at Cracked really missed the mark on that one. Shut up, it definitely doesn't mean I'm below average. Right? Guys?
The old "legs over his shoulders" position was one of my favorites with the ex. But he also wasn't the most well endowed guys I've been with. It is actually painful with some guys that are bigger. Sorry Creelmania.
CG or reverse CG is even better. Things seem to line up better. I'll throw this out there, the best way to give/get a beej, her head hanging over the edge of the bed. Trust me. Try it. There appears to be some questions as to that last part. On her back, opens the umm "pleasure station" just right, making for longer strokes. That's what pillows are for man. If need be prop her head up with some. Most beds that are actually on a frame and not the floor, ahem, seem to be just fine.
My most memorable was my boyfriend standing up, holding me with my arms/legs wrapped around him. It was the hottest and I still think about it. Sigh.
I know with at least one ex, that position led to uncontrollable leg shaking. Which made me feel like a sex god.* Anything from behind is nice because it's easier to get a hand in. And yeah, like the guy above, I think missionary is underrated and overly maligned. *Even though it was probably just some sort of weird reflex reaction unrelated to my mediocre performance. But I'm gonna go with sex god and none of you assholes can convince me otherwise, OK? Got it? Good. Let me have my few victories in life.
I'm the opposite of Chater. I have an absolute favourite position. Sorry for the cheesy photo, but it's the best one I can find: NSFW Girl face down, legs together, guy also face down, legs on the outside.
My favorite position is variety. Also, the physical characteristics of the girl dictate what's fun and favorite also.
I don't think Ive ever heard a more succinct way to put it. Plus the girls titties heaving mere inches from your face if she leans forward a little. Reverse cowgirl can feel as good with the crotch grinding part but as far as visuals the sight of titties heaving trumps the ass shot from reverse cowgirl. Reverse cow girl just seems to work better if you are filming a porno.
Witness my girlfriend for the last two weeks. http://www.youjizz.com/videos/cute-white-girl-gets-a-pounding-191640.html I know. I know. I've been on the road for last two weeks and don't have a friend here; so just don't, because I already know. EDIT:Why isn't there a drunk pornographic beginning of the week thread, anyway?
- Liz Phair I'm not sure what the hell happened to her, prancing about pretending she is 18 again, but at one time she was raw and hot. Focus: I'm paraphrasing, but sexual positions are like pizza - even when they're bad they are pretty good. But my two favorites are reverse cowgirl and standing. The latter is tougher if your girl isn't a spinner, but sexual adrenaline can be an amazing thing. And thanks Shegirl. Posts like yours are why I started this thread.
My top three have all been mentioned. One is her laying down with legs over the shoulders. Two is cowgirl and three is her on top. Though when she's on top I prefer to sort of take turns....let her take control and let me just lay there to for a nice slow pace, interspersed with bursts of her sitting up still while I pound her from below at a furious rate. All are great for the same reason. Bouncing titties. Best sight ever though is the legs over the shoulder and furiously pounding, reaching an apex when the titties start doing that windmill motion in opposite directions. Heaven.
Personally, I'm not going to protest any position, because complaining about sex is generally a good way to not get any. I'm pretty physically (and mentally) flexible, so I can end up in a variety of positions and usually do. Due to some corrected fuckups downstairs, I have decreased sensitivity. Occasionally I can't cum, but most of the time it just takes me longer. The best part of this is that unless I'm in the driving seat, I can last for ages. In cowgirl, so long as I'm passive (ie she rides me and I don't thrust), I won't cum and my girlfriend uses this to great effect. There's two variations on positions that don't seem to have been mentioned yet that I really enjoy: 1. When she's in cowgirl, pull her down on top on you. Slide down slightly and rotate your pelvis up slightly. Thrust away. Pinning her upper body against you is optional, and fun. So is sinking your fingers into her ass cheeks and immobilising her upper body with your upper arms. Be warned, you need good abs and core muscles to do this. It's even better if she's submissively bent and you just grab your girl and do it. 2. The second involves getting your girl to lie on her side. Get her to bring the knee of her higher leg up in front of her and keep her bottom leg straight. Straddle her lower leg and go to town. I've found this position is great for almost everything. You can get nice and deep. It's tight. You've got access to at least one breast. You can spank her ass and pull her hair. You can do anal in this position with a bit of re-positioning. You can even kiss her. She can grab her knee, hold it in the air or put it on the bed. Or you can stick it on your shoulder and split her in half. Something for everybody.
On to page 2 and no dead hooker jokes yet? I'm proud of you guys. I'm fond of any position where I can close my eyes and pretend she's someone else.
Spoiler This is the "deck chair," "folding the deck chair," or "squashing the deck chair," and is also a favorite of mine. Not only is penetration better, but you can rest some of your weight on the girl's legs, which helps a lot if you're prone to your wrists getting sore like I do.