Grand piano on a sandbar. How often do you see a link to weather.com on this board? So, someone put an old piano out on a sandbar. Fuck the "why", I want to know the "how". FOCUS: You guys must have some funny/random/bizarre landmarks near you. Let's hear it. I'll start: There is a guy a town over that has what looks like a 50s T-bird buried at a 45 degree angle in his driveway. Kinda like Carhenge, but it's just one car. Other than fucking up his and his neighbor's home value, I don't know the point.
Want to see a whole barn full of super-creepy giant socialist puppets? Visit the museum of the Bread and Puppet Theater in Glover, VT.
When I lived in New Mexico, my town was the home of this Internet-famous billboard. Oh, and ballsack, my next goal in life is to get a picture of me riding that crazy ass demon horse.
There are two whale tales buried next to I-89 in South Burlington, VT. They're really close to one of Burton's manufacturing plants, so there have been huge jumps built next to the whales for the sponsored riders to photo op over.
I don't actually live anywhere near it, but I think we need to all take a moment of silence in remembrance of Touchdown Jesus.
I used to live right near here in Kenosha, Wisconsin. It was always rumored that the Bong Rec Area signs were the most stolen roadsigns in America.
I used to live a couple hours from Hell, MI. There is a 10 mile run that's called "The Run Through Hell". It was more fun than the burning brimstone and lava that the movies portray it to be.
The funniest that comes to mind is Dildo, Newfoundland but that's not in this province. Then again I am sitting near a statue that looks like a giant cock with the the clap, shit frothing out and all. The university claims it's an inuit offering snow but most people tend to disagree. I'll get a pic in a bit.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/76108677@N00/3609134408 This is the only picture I could find of this, and the guy apparently has it copyrighted, or else I would have posted the picture. Anyway, this scared the crap out if me the first time I went to the mall and saw it. You can't really tell by the picture, but every one of these faces is huge.
Near me in St. Thomas is the scale-sized statue of P.T Barnum's legendary Jumbo (he WAS really big), who was killed by a train in this town. It's their only claim, to fame aside fomr having teenage girls who seem to get pregnant just by standing downwind from guys. FUCK I hate that town.
If you're up early enough, you can see the throng of Sea Org cadets with their thousand-yard stares, marching and blinking in unison.
I sent all my christmas cards from the Dildo post office the year that we were in Newfie. Just for the postmark labels. Yes that is me in the picture. I'm still sad that we went to London after that, I like using the hookers adds from phone booths in London as Postcards. They would have been awesome posted from Dildo.