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Let's go "urbaning"

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Samr, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    CHRIS:

    A happy-go-lucky of sorts that has streaks of bad luck that at times would rival Wile E. Coyote. He has graduated from degenerate to family man, but never forgetting where he came from. Be wary, though. He can cloud your minds and haunt your dreams. Also, he is a shape-shifter. He likes you, but he'll never high-five you*.

    *- he high-fived his dad off the Fanshawe cliff.
     
  2. Roxanne

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    Roxanne

    Another word for a sexual magnet.

    hottest female species alive.
    That babe is callin' me like a roxanne

    Delightful.

    Edit: Jesus Christ, I didn't even notice the second definition. Looks like some Roxanne out there has a stalker/has been kidnapped and kept in someone's basement as a pet.

    2. The sweetest and most confusing girl ever. Took care of me when I was at the worst hangover and slept right next to me with her chick flicks. She'll tell you something straight up and piss you off but gives you the best kisses after. She has smooth skin that just makes you wanna touch her. Her lips are fucking hott. She takes everything in and tries to make herself better for you. You'll feel the worst when you make her cry. She is worth everyday and every tear.
     
  3. Allord

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    Disturbed

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    Well, I got this.

    HEY GUYS, I'M A NOUN
    I've never felt such a sense of accomplishment.

    Then again, "Allord" is undefined, and the definitions of "Retreat" make no reference whatsoever to the French, so I'm not sure how reliable this Urban "dictionary" really is.

    I guess if you want things done right you gotta do them yourself. I submitted these two definitions, lets hope they make it through:

     
  4. Allord

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    Disturbed

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    Victory!

    Allord
    Retreat
     
  5. MadDocker

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    Kevin

    Basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
    Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

    How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.


    Pretty spot on really.
     
  6. Joka

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    A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8


    Joka
    1.Someone who is funny and makes you chuckle or lol. Similar to joker but slightly chavyer!
    2.Someone who does something unbelievable or pisses you off.
     
  7. Muney

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    Im the monster under your bed. Sweet.
     
  8. Striding Man

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    Wow, and to think there were times where I was not so fond of my name...

    1. Chris
    A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
    Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.

    2. chris is a slang for huge cock

    like incredibly huge.
    oh man I wish I had a chris in me.

    3. chris

    The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with. Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!
     
  9. McSmallstuff

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    1. Karl
    A really cool guy, nice once you get to know him. He isn't the best looking guy in the world but makes a great pal and will take care of his friends and his woman. Dislikes most people upon meeting them. Saves time from hating them later. Falls in love at first sight once a year. Never gets that girl though. Some day he will. Also extremely funny and sarcastic.

    That guy is one cool Karl.

    Other than the fact that I look like a taller, slightly husky Tyrese, this is pretty much spot on.