wut? 1) An attractive guy that chicks digg. 2) A being who has a level manliness about them of which is somewhat subtle yet unparalleled, and which is sometimes mistaken by lesser men as gayness. 3) A higher level of man who endures a multitude of gay jokes, but is in reality much more straight than the lesser men who provoke him. 1) Girl 1 - omg, did you like, see that cute guy at the mall today? Girl 2 - omg girlfriend, he was like, such a cody!!! 2) Boy 1 - Wow that kid in our science class is so gay. Boy 2 - No, he's actually a cody. Boy 1 - Oh! Nevermind, that was my mistake. He's more of a man than I could ever dream of being. 3) Boy 1 - Wow you are so gay... Boy 2 - Wow you would say that. He's way more straight than you could ever be. He's a Cody. No offense dude, but you're kind of a closet queer. Boy 1 - Nuh uh I'm a cody too. Boy 2 - B.S. dude you are so not manly enough to be a cody. You're gay.
The first entry: A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect". One I don't quite understand: A type of bra strap. The one I feel is most accurate: 4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus. Looks good in drag. When he opens his mouth, pure clever spews out and penetrates all those who dare oppose him. He is the master of the universe. Other names: Angryman, Flamenco Moronco, Priscilla Antoinette, Harold, Germathon, Spice Rack, Waffle Time.
How awesome. Apparently I have a girl name. W.T.F. Man That dudess is so Hott!!Loves to have her say and opinion on everything generally tends not to shut up but is a Great girl in bed, man i'd tap that any day of the week Sexy Flirty and always Looking Fucking hot.
I don't play guitar, but to be fair, if I did, I probably would do so while naked. That sounds about right. Also, I really hate when people pronounce it colon. I blame Colin Powell. OK which one of the women I slept with wrote this? I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT SECRET!
Real Name: a hella aweswome person who puts up with your stupid girlfriend until she fucks you over and doesnt say i told you so but you know shes thinking i told you so. this person is always there for you and makes a good friend. shes hella aweswome and sober all the time. she does what she wants when she wants to do it because well..she's (name). she is probably one of the closest friends you could ever have and you can trust her with whatever you want to because..well..shes the shit Well, they totally had me pegged until the sober all the time comment.
If your name is common enough that there's an entry in Urban Dictionary for it, why the hell are you censoring it? "Oh no, I can't let anyone know my name is Bob, or I'll be so boned!" Maybe I'm just jealous. The entries for me are all about being a city. It says it's a cool city though, so at least I've got that going for me.
All of these exceedingly floral and praising entries, especially for girls' names, reminds me of the giant circle jerk sessions I see on Facebook for every picture that pops up on my news feed. "OMG girl you're so gorgeous!" "Oh, no, stop flattering me, YOU'RE beautiful...". Makes me wonder who the hell writes them. As for my name, it's the typical combination of praise of my sexual prowess, perfection as an overall human being, and the obligatory biblical reference, all rolled into one.
Ben: A guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc. Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?" Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true Ben" and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonely Ben is the best I have ever had
Got this from my username: "Slang for get me a beer....the act of needing a beer, espically when somebody is on their way to the fridge to get another. I'm runnin low, beer me." No shiat. But for my real name, just got a laugh at this on, but creepily enough, it was written on my birthday: "is a man with a very small wee wee, and does not know how to please his woman. More often than not, they have no consistent cash flow(No job=lowlife). They tend to lack confidence, and take out their insecurities on innocent bystanders. They also give their girlfriends stds, and fuck their lives up. They are very jealous and controlling, and cry when they are alone." Most of the rest are all "zomg, he's so hot!" Blech.
1. Kaylee Kaylee's are rare creatures and tend to fall easy. When handling Kaylee be sure to catch her if she falls. Kaylee is not a whore. She is good with her tongue and an intense kisser. Be kind to her because She was created a fighter but loves to be a lover. She is one amazing creature. She's amazing, dude she's a total Kaylee! She is so sexy and she knows what she wants out of life, She's such a Kaylee.