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Let's go "urbaning"

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Samr, Feb 4, 2010.

  1. pterodactyl

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    Ryan

    A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".

    A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
    All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
    Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.

    a straight up G who basically goes to the fullest extent without any question or doubt from anybody in the whole world. To be a Ryan is a blessing from God. Some are fortunate, while others aren't. To abuse a Ryan is an ethical crime punishable by permanent confinement in purgatory. Ryans can frequently be seen doing things common to players, G's, OG's, real rappers, politically concious and extremely intelligent people boarding onto savants, but not because that would just be conceited.

    "Did you see Ryan today. Yeah, I couldn't believe my eyes, he looked so hot, I basically had an orgasm in my pants."
    Ryan is bad ass i wanna be him!
    Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king.
     
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    Yeah it seemed like it was supposed to be a quirky thing but then everyone just submitted name definitions that included having elephant penises and being irresistible to all girls hotter than Megan Fox. I did scan a few pages back in the entries and found out my name can be spelled with the first letter of five consecutive months which I didnt know.
     
  3. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
    Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.

    is a slang for huge cock

    The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.

    I must say, I really like this dictionary and believe it is 100% accurate.
     
  4. Bundy Bear

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    Mathew: Does mean gods gift in reality but the urban one is a little different.
    1:
    A very seductive and suave man who attracts foxy honeys. Known to make women orgasm with a wink. A monster in everything he does. A god in bed. Pops cherries with his sexy stare.
    He is no Mathew
    i saw Mathew
    Mathew touched me
    Mathew is so cool
    i want to suck Mathew
    i licked Mathew
    2:
    Wonderful,a strong caring young man with a good head on his shoulders.Handsome,tall,all the girls want him for themselves.Mathews are never accidently conceived. Gift from God.
     
  5. Josiah

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    Josiah.

    Sexy bitch, too attractive for his own good, and silver tongued like the fucking devil.

    The biblical Josiah was King of the Jews, and he got mad hos.
     
  6. Fracas

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    Real name: 1. Any bloke who has excelled at things, life in particular; 2. the coolest person you'll ever meet, your partner in crime.

    Fracas: Loud argument

    Mom's real name: a funky ass chick who puts out with a hot attitude.

    Beats the shit out of tea leaves.
     
  7. barney

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    If mine is true, then apparently I like to admire large dog testicles.
     
  8. epsilon

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    My real name:
    The act of auto-fellatio.
    I wish I was flexible enough to xxxx myself.

    Epsilon:
    A joker and a spammer, Very annoying to others. Born with artistic skills.

    An artistic annoying guy who fellates himself? That's how my friends know me.
     
  9. rei

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    Ash
    That gay ass prick from pokemon.
    Yeah, i got a pokemon!
    (Pikachu does the peace sign)

    Totally hadn't heard any of that before. If only it made a reference to me working in Houseware's or something; That woulda been third from the top


    and for the hell of it

    rei
    Japanese name that means "zero" or "souless", made famous by Ayanami Rei in the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion.
    Praise Rei.
     
  10. manihack

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    First entry:

    Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.

    Second:

    a ridiculously huge cock

    Third:

    1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
    2.genious
    3.has tons of friends


    Pretty much every entry for my name is awesome. Sadly, I am not that awesome, but it's good to know there are others repping my name that are.
     
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    I don't know if I like this one, which best describes me:

    "Amazing guy who will keep you laughing no matter what. He seems shy at first, but when you get to really know him, he's really cool. He tends to bring himself down often, so you should be there to help him out and make him feel better. He may argue, but he'll usually just make a joke out of the arguement, or will apologize.

    Girl1: "Have you met Tristan?"
    Girl2: "Ya, he's cool."
    Girl3: "You kidding? He's amazing!"
    Girl1: "My thoughts exactly."
    "

    or this one:

    "Tristan is just pure amazing. You would have to be one of the luckiest females alive to be the one who gets to hold him. He is perfect in every way possible. He will make your day no matter what the problem may be. He will treat you so well even if you might be getting annoyed at him, which is very rare. Words can't describe the love between Tristan and (random name) Emily, it's just incredible. Tristan is funny, hot, nice, happy, sexy, wonderful, awesome, amazing, cute, fun, romantic, epic and every single other word to do with awesomeness. Everybody loves Tristan. <3
    Emily - Omg i just met this really awesome guy!

    Random - Was it Tristan?

    Emily - yes 0.0

    (<2)
    "

    In a really freaking creepy coincidence, Emily happens to be the name of my really hot neighbor... who is underage. What. The. HELL???

    Related Pokemon weirdness for me:

     
  12. ssycko

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    Well duh.

    While I'm not sure where all the lightning shit came from, that's... pretty spot on. YES the bad parts too. Weird.
     
  13. Dan

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    Pretty fucking spot on:

    "A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter."
     
  14. taste_my_rainbow

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    Taste My Rainbow:

    to go down on a girl/perform oral sex on a female

    Boy:Girl I would love to taste ur rainbow.
    Girl:Come over here then.

    Brooklyn:

    Anyone with the name Brooklyn is usually THE coolest, and most popular person in town.
    the name obviously means nice booty and you're lucky to have any girl called brooklyn.
    on average.

    She is lovable and a great friend.

    " DAYYYUUUUUUUUM, check her out!"
    "YEAH! I bet HER name's Brooklyn"
    *'Brooklyn' walks over*
    "Hey guys, I'm Brooklyn."

    Brooke: (some of the funny ones)

    the name of a very intelligent and beautiful girl.
    has tons of friends.
    is always down to party.
    loves santa cruz.
    hates wearing socks.
    very stubborn at times.
    doesn't think before she speaks.
    her mouth gets her in trouble.
    hilarious, loud, and outgoing.
    normally nice, but can be a real witch.
    sings a lot.
    ......

    The act of pre-maturely ejaculating
    I was trying to hold my load when I Brooke'd all over the place
    ......

    the act of masturbating on an airplane
    ......

    When a woman licks the cream off of an oreo, a man then cums inside of the cookie; later, he gently dips it into a bucket of peanut butter, and tenderly feeds it to the woman. (What the FUCK?)
     
  15. sisterkathlouise

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    Kate

    1. A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.

    2. Purely perfect :-
    -Gorgeous.
    -Hot.
    -Lovely.
    -Just generally amazing really.
    -And has a great bod.
    -A great girlfriend etcc.
    Mmmm.

    3. A girl's name. Most girls named Kate are gorgeous, clever, friendly, lovely, generous, kind, have a good sense of humour, are quite spontaneous and make the perfect girlfriend.

    Remind me, why am I single?
     
  16. ssycko

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    whoops tried to edit and failed
     
  17. PoppaBear

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    See, that's funny, because I found this for "Ballsack":

    Along with a couple other definitions.
    Just sayin'.
     
  18. Durbanite

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    Every single one of Urban Dictionaries' terms for my name ranges from odd to bad to abysmal. Number 1 is complete bullshit (for me, at least - maybe not for others) and 5 is just... odd.

    I linked because there's just too many to list.
     
  19. TJMax

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    I did this a few days ago, and about fell over laughing at the result. First, a little background: I have no business being on this board. My sex life has long since dried up, and living in Vegas for almost five years has done fuck all to improve it. So yeah, red dot me, or better yet come over and fuck my brains out (if you have a vagina and aren't hideous). Anyway, rather than looking up Thomas or Tom I gave Urban Dictionary the name people actually call me (T.J.), and got this gem back:

    AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Evidently, someone doesn't know the difference between an idiot and a government of idiots. Oh, and they missed. Completely.
     
  20. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Sohaib

    1 - To sleep with a stranger

    2 - A one night stand
    'Yesterdays sohaib was fantastic!'

    Odd.