Apparently, that is the term for the act of entering your first name into Urban Dictionary and reading the first (e.g. most popular) result. Like this: Sam means the name of one person who is: Super At Masterbation Focus: Do it with your first name (or that of a significant other... just don't try your mother's name. Trust me. There are some things you can't "unread"), then post the results.
In the interest of full disclosure, this is why I regretted typing in my mother's name: I tried to write one for someone, but they didn't approve it. Surprisingly, they don't like sex offender jokes.
I think you forgot this one: Bryce- a person who's parents thought their son would grow up to be a faggot. Frebis (yes really Frebis) To wear large bears upon one's shoulders. That kid is so Frebis right now with those bear print T's. I have no fucking clue what that even means.
A highly intelligent guy who is handsome, funny, sexy, a great kisser, and is hung like a horse. Basically the TOTAL PACKAGE! A guy that every woman wants to be with, but only the hot ones get the privilege of having him. Woman: I’m the luckiest woman in the world… Her Girlfriend: Why is that? Woman: Because… I have a Brian! Her Girlfriend: Damn girl… You are lucky… Can we share him? Woman: Sure!! Sounds like fun… He’s hung like a horse, so there’s plenty to go around!! Her Girlfriend: Great!! Let’s go get started then… My wife is still laughing...
I don't know what the fuck this all means, but I got a kick out of it because I say "that's what she said" all the time. Yeah, I'm one of "those" people.
My first name actually has multiple meanings, if U.D. is to be believed: 1. The human drug...awesome, lovable, great, fun, crazy, wild, randomly different, and peaceful. 2. The sexiest, coolest, funniest, most awesome kid alive. 3. spectactiwonderful (spectacular+wonderful) I think probably #3 is the best. Made up words rock.
Sounds good to me. If only it were true... My favorite one was a few definitions down tho... Apparently my name is way more badass than me. I guess that's a good thing.
Matt: ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed. Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt Girl 2: Oh you poor thing It is all true, I swear.
Volo: A main strip; main boulevard; hot spot A particularly annoying and self-righteous breed of straight-edge. Also referred to as hate edge, but unlike that particular group, are typically nonviolent in extolling the virtues of their philosophy, just self-aggrandizing and insulting towards those that have contrary beliefs. Generally exist primarily in the punk, hardcore, and emo subcultures and join numerous anti-substance abuse groups. I just wanted a smoke, but then I get a lecture from that volo about the evils of Big Tobacco. My Real Name's First Description: Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A [name] is a hotty with a killer body. Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a [name]!! Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a [name]! Marisa: I LOVE HIM! My Real Name's Second Description: [name] is a male name of English and Old German origin, possibly derived from Theodoric, meaning power of the tribe or ruler of the people. To the best of my knowledge,it began being used near the beginning of the 20th Century,but may have been used before that. Person: [name] is really tall... Another Person: Yeah,and he likes to break things. Not sure what to say about the Volo description, especially since the two I was given seen to contradict each other. The first entry of my real name is what I dreamed of as a teenager, and what I never achieved. The second one is reasonably close, since being a chef usually requires you to lead a tribe of fuckin' hooligans into the fray, night after night. Strangely enough, I'm reasonably tall and I do tend to break shit in the kitchen when I get pissed off.
Me: 1. the most amazing person alive with a huge penis 2. to sleep with any girl that comes your way, regardless of looks...cause hey, you wanna fuck, she's there, and you're drunk enough to do it. 3. the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will always be pleased. Yup, that about sums me up.
An extremely hunky and loveable man. Has a way with the ladies A male with a 10" cock or longer. sexy,fine kid who knows how to do his thing right... makes nilla go ahhhhhhhhh fresh air 811 is the date That funny kid in your Chemistry class who isn't really named [name]. Hates slow computers. Attracted to shiny objects and glitter. Known to lick walls. The reason they put 'Do not put bag over head' and 'Small parts' warnings on products.
Oh, this is just me in a nutshell. And the rest of the definitions are equally awesome. It's hard to be a Kristin. ex. a language used by someone who wants sex, used to turn people on. i wanted to bone her, so i talked kristin.
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity Eh, nothing to awesome..
I am the seventh male in my family lineage to be named "Felching." The tradition will end with my son.
Ken 1. It literally means "know" in Scottish. Can also mean "know what i mean?" in Scottish. 2. Barbie's ex boyfriend, who has been rumored to have caused the relationship to end by having sex with Barbie's sister. He is currently playing the field, and it seems he has multiple hot girlfriends now. 6. a very kind guy, that makes you smile everyday, he gots swag, intelligent, unquie style, sweet words that will make you fall in love,shoe head, hyphbeast,yao ming aha i love you<3 (what the hell?) 8. The darkest motha fuka who has ever walked this earth. This nigguh has a enormous cock which dangles to the floor as he wears his kilt. He walks with extreme prejudice while his cock scrapes the floor of the cement and feels no pain, this nigguh is THE nigguh. A ken is a person whos pubes can whiplash any of those he wishes. This mother fucker can clinch his ass so bad his shit tears. This motha fuckin bad ass raped all them creepy crawlin slimers that eat there nose hairs. 10. A "perfect man" in the eyes of a woman. Taken from the 'Ken' male doll of the 'Barbie' series of dolls/toys. Like the toy, a Ken is expected to have perfect hair, lots of stylish clothes, and a multitude of accessories. Kens are also expected to have the same jobs as the Ken doll: see Baywatch Ken, Doctor Ken, Ken (Prince), Ken (Ski Champion), Prince Ken, Rock Stars Ken, Lawyer/Office/Business Ken. The ones I skipped were variations of #1
- Fluffer in the Porn industry. - A generally tall, creepy, and lanky wanna be gangster with no penis, is solid at what he likes and doesn't get that being gay is against the law. - A name of a person that plays cyber games online. This person is also gay. They are also dumb, dirty, weird, confused, an asshole, and seem to take shits, 4 times a day. - A specific name for racist bus drivers who don't wait for people of different ethnic backgrounds if they're a few seconds late, even though they are often late by twenty, plus minutes. Basically, they have Rick pinned as a gay, racist, gaming eunich who works in the porn industry by blowing/arousing other dudes and has irritable bowels.