http://www.dispatch.com/live/conten...o-dad-gets-eight-years-kid-dryer.html?sid=101 "CLEVELAND (AP) -- A Cleveland man has been sentenced to eight years in prison for putting his young daughter in a clothes dryer and turning it on to teach her not to go inside the machine. Cuyahoga County Common Pleas Judge Joan Synenberg sentenced 36-year-old Steve McClairn yesterday on his guilty plea to child endangering, abduction and domestic violence. McClairn told the judge he put the 7-year-old girl into the dryer Dec. 19 not as punishment, but to teach her never to climb into the machine." This is only funny becuase the kid didn't die. Focus: Talk about a time when someone tried to teach you a lesson in a creative way. ALt. Focus: Fucked up parenting.