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Les Mardi Gras S'en Vient De Tout Partout! WDT 3/4/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 4, 2011.

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  1. BL1Y

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    Ever lived in an area referred to as "the county?"

    Yeah, I have no small time pizza places that deliver to me.
     
    #61 BL1Y, Mar 4, 2011
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    Neal Patrick Harris on Craig Ferguson was fucking hilarious.

    That is all.
     
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    How many women have you slept with? How are you rating them, since you number them? Which is quite a subject, really. If women numbered men and rated them, you would never get laid.
     
    #63 PIMPTRESS, Mar 4, 2011
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    Hey, you hush. Compared to all of the other 4's, I'm doing OK.

    Also, the only scale that matters is the binary rating system: 1 is a yes, 0 is a no. Anything else is irrelevant.
     
    #64 MoreCowbell, Mar 4, 2011
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    A wise man once said, "any chick looks good with my dick in her mouth".
     
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    There are two other legitimate scales:
    0, 1, 1.1. 0=No, 1=Yes, 1.1=Yes and admit to it.

    Also a 0-Dead scale, counting the number of drinks it would take for you to sleep with her. 0 is you'd fuck her sober, and at the other end is death by alcohol poisoning.
     
    #67 BL1Y, Mar 4, 2011
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    I never got the whole fisting thing. It ALWAYS looks wrong, it probably hurts like a bitch and if it doesn't hurt, you're a revolting skank because it SHOULD by all means hurt. I've met girls you couldn't fit a roll of dimes into, imagine how an entire human hand would feel while egg-beating it back and forth?
     
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    Welp, this is how Im spending my night:

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    Yes, No, Maybe.

    That is the only real "scale" or "rating". All others are insignificant.

    Just sayin.
     
    #70 Nettdata, Mar 4, 2011
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    Just downloaded this flick after a friend mentioned it earlier.

    I'm sure the buzz I have going will make it that much more awesome.

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    In the words of Steven Hyde you forgot, "It's cool" and "Whatever".

    And you call yourself a That 70's Show lover!
     
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    http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/pastwinners.html

    I have always found that warning labels seem to undermine Natural Selection.

    Any favorites that have saved you from your idiotic ideas? Do tell...
     
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    Screw that... they're to be treated as challenges.

    Except for this one, of course.

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    Homeopathic products carry warnings that say "in case of overdose, contact poison control".

    Yeah.
     
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    This week has fucking blown, and not in a sexy way either. I am now armed with a bottle of Jack, and a 6 pack of Twisted Tea. In the stupid commercial it says: "My husband calls it his man tea." I would be really fucking happy to have a man go with my tea.
     
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    Killer 80's teen film. Bill Paxton is the cat's ass in it, and Kelly LeBrock was the hottest woman alive when that movie came out.
     
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    25, and the rating scheme was just arbitrary. I too go with the would date/ would fuck/ would not fuck
     
    #79 PewPewPow, Mar 4, 2011
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    And you know what? More than a few of my friends think I'm nuts, but I liked her more when she got heavier.

    What can I say? I dig curves.

    Exhibit A: Answer: Yes.

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    #80 Nettdata, Mar 4, 2011
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