I might have had the laziest vacation in my entire life over the last two weeks. I had no plans other than visiting family here and there, but for the most part, my days proceeded according to the following schedule: -Wake up around 5 AM because my cat never shuts the fuck up when hes hungry, feed him, then pass back out around 5:30 until 9:30 or so. -Make a cup of coffee and screw around on my iPad, looking at reddit, TiB, news sites, etc. for about a half hour. -Then I would sit down at my work computer and scan my emails to make sure nothing was blowing up while I was out. -Have another cup of coffee and play a little PS4 for an hour or so. -Around noon Ill start getting hungry so Ill either make myself something or go grab a breakfast sandwich. -After food Ill pass out on the couch for a nap. -Wake up around 2 and maybe go to the gym for a bit, but if not, more PS4. -At some point Ill declare to the cat that I am going to do something productive with the rest of the day, but I ended up just watching something on Netflix while drifting in and out of consciousness. -Around 5PM, my type-A personality wife will start going stir crazy and lament that we havent done anything with our day. Ill nod my head agreeably and go sit down at my computer to play some Dota 2 or CSGO. -Wife and I will eat some dinner then I would text my friends about evening plans. -During the night Ill either go out with some friends and have a low key evening or getting blind drunk. -Go to sleep, rinse, repeat. Focus: What does your laziest day look like? Alt Focus: Someone probably posted it, but I saw it going around about a month ago. Hunter S. Thompson's daily routine: Spoiler: Size "3:00 p.m. rise 3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills 3:45 cocaine 3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill 4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill 4:15 cocaine 4:16 orange juice, Dunhill 4:30 cocaine 4:54 cocaine 5:05 cocaine 5:11 coffee, Dunhills 5:30 more ice in the Chivas 5:45 cocaine, etc., etc. 6:00 grass to take the edge off the day 7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas) 9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously 10:00 drops acid 11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass 11:30 cocaine, etc, etc. 12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write 12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies. 6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo 8:00 Halcyon 8:20 sleep"