Laziness

Maltob14 · Feb 8, 2011

I'll repost this from an older thread since it was laziness that saved my life.

One of my more entertaining near death experiences: Two summers ago I got home around 3-4 in the morning, stumbled into bed rocking a wonderful buzz and passed the fuck out. I'm staying in my family's building and had the top floor to myself. I wake up around 6 needing to take a wicked piss but decide that fuck it, I'll get up later hoping I don't piss myself. Later on, around 10-ish, I hear banging so I run out to see what is going on only to find a plumber, an electrician and my uncle standing in the corridor between the room and the bathroom. They all look at me with some serious 'holy shit' faces. I ask what the fuck they're doing and they give me this answer:

"The water heater broke, there's water on every inch of the bathroom and behind every wall. The water was live with electricity and we just shut it off. Had you have walked into the bathroom, you'd be dead. Had you have just turned the lights on, you'd be dead. If by some miracle you made it to the toilet and managed to piss, your stream would have probably electrocuted you. Touching the faucet to wash your hands? Same deal. Hell you might have died if you just looked at your bathroom."

Fuck. Yeah.

Apparently my uncle had come over to check on the air conditioners up there and spotted the water leaking from the water heater.
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