So in my probably-excessively wide net I'm casting during my job hunt I came across this gem of a posting: http://neworleans.craigslist.org/wri/2811261153.html (Spoiler'd because apparently quote tags don't work? What?) Spoiler MY NAME IS ANGELINE LAFRANCE. IM IN NEED OF SOMEONE TO HELP ME TO PUT MY STORY OUT, MADE AVAILABLE TO THOSE BROTHERS AND SISTERS WHO FIND THEMSELVE LOST CONFUSE VICTIMS OF ABUSE OR FIND THEMSELVE ABUSER IN THE WORLD IF THEY JUST LEAN ON JESUS HAVE FAITH IN GOD AND HE CAN BRING YOU THROUGH.I HAVE WRITTEN SOME STUFF BUT I NEED HELP TO WORD THINGS IN MY BOOK I CANT TURN BACK I GOT MY MIND ON JESUS PLEASE CALL ASAP TO TALK TO ME AND I CAN EXPLAIN MORE 9853518918 <a class="postlink" href="http://tinypic.com/r/jhdd08/5" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://tinypic.com/r/jhdd08/5</a> Focus: Do you find themselve lost confuse victims of abuse or find themselve abuser in world? Do you have a story to share about it? If not, did you ever help someone word things in their book about it? Alt. Focus: Have you ever experienced grammar and syntax so painful it made you weep tears of blood? Or failed translations? What idiosyncrasies of the not-quite-English vernacular really get your proverbial goat? Alt. Alt. Focus: Ridicule this post. Because fish are delicious, even if they were shot in a barrel. On an unrelated note, proverbial goats are the most irrational of the herd animals and can only be outdone by the equally esoteric proverbial chupacabra.