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Lard Ringpop? Why Thank You, I'll Have Another

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Omegaham, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. tweetybird

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    How timely this thread is. Yesterday my husband and I spent the better part of a gray, drizzly day in London posted up in our local pub, enjoying the free WiFi and slowly downing pints. Naturally, a long day of beer leads to spontaneous excellent decision making. While in the grocery store picking up odds and ends for dinner, my husband spotted a box of pretty delicious-looking sugar dusted doughnuts. Without missing a beat, he turned to me:

    "Want to have fried chicken on doughnut sandwiches?"

    The only appropriate answer, as you all know, is yes. Especially given the fact that one of husband's many talents is frying the delicious fuck out of some chicken. Giggling tipsily, we proceeded home with our bounty.

    These things were unbelievably tasty. Pro tip: cut each doughnut in half to make a bun and toast lightly, cut side up. The whole thing is improved even farther when dipped in a sauce sauce made out of mayo and Frank's red hot (buffalo aioli, if you will).

    And then our stomachs yelled at us for the rest of the night, and we're having salad for dinner tonight in penance to our arteries.
     
  2. JPrue

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    A local truck stop serves a massive ice cream dessert called The 18-Wheeler, consisting of 18 scoops of vanilla, strawberry, coffee and chocolate ice cream and covered in whipped cream, brownies, cherries, a banana and other goodies. This ice cream is all homemade and is very very rich. Last year some buddies and I did the 18-Wheeler challenge 2-on-2, and on top of the shame from losing, I had the worst internal pain I've ever felt. I refrained from eating ice cream for at least 3 months afterwards.
     
  3. bewildered

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    I have serious stomach issues, so most greasy foods are out for me. Eating at most fast food places causes an almost instantaneous bout of dumping syndrome, so unless I want my butthole on fire all the time, I tend to avoid the deep fried goodness that surrounds me here in the Deep South.

    On the other hand, I drink a LOT of caffeine, whether in coffee or tea form. I have a little espresso machine that I've practically worn out. This is bad because too much caffeine at once gives me a heart arrhythmia.
     
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    It would be awesome to try anything by the Epic Meal Time crew
    Chocolate chip bacon beer waffles.
    It's kinda like they're douche bags and they know it, and they make awesome food creations.
     
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    Focus: The worst thing that I've had that I will not stop eating is the McGangbang. As many of you probably know, it's a McChicken or a Jr. Chicken stuffed inside of a double cheeseburger. It's the ambrosia of the gods when you are drunk. I think I'm ready to move onto the McOrgy though. It's the obese bigger brother of the gangbang. It's a McChicken stuffed inside of a double quarter pounder.
     
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    I have made bacon waffles and they are delicious. Thats a slice of bacon laying on top and there's bacon cooked IN the waffle.
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    Equally delicious is the bacon maple bar.
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    I may have a thing for bacon. Maybe.
     
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    Your next step?
     

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