This is awesome. In summary, a four year old broke out of his house, stole some beer, broke into other houses, stole presents, and was apprehended while walking down the street, drinking beer, and wearing a little girl's dress. Daddy is in jail. Mommy is a fat 21 year old. Focus: Everybody does something trashy every now and then. What's your trashiest moment? Does it top a drunken, cross dressing, thieving toddler?