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Jetta Hookups

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, May 19, 2010.

  1. Dcc001

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    Is it sad/weird/disappointing that, at the age of 30, I've never even made out in a car? Sex in public places? Yes. Kissed a guy in a car? Nope. I suppose that says something about me.
     
  2. dixiebandit69

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    Alternate Focus: Anyone had sex in a moving car? Extra bonus points if you were driving or doing the driver. Road head doesn't count.
    I had sex in the 2000 Ford F150 I used to drive. I already had the seat all the way back (I'm tall), and I tilted the steering wheel all the way up, and moved over a little and drove with my left foot (it was an automatic, this would have been impossible in a standard truck for safety reasons.) with her on my lap. I couldn't concentrate enough to cum though.

    Other cars:
    1994 Ford F350
    1979 Ford F150
    1999 Ford F150
    1993 Mercury Grand Marquis
    1998 Chevy Cavalier
    2002 Mercury Tracer
    2007 Mercury Grand Marquis
    1997 Chevy 1500
    2000-something Chevy Malibu

    Most of those were with my ex-wife though.

    I've never had sex in my Trans Am, because seriously, GM F-bodies are awful about interior space. Just look up some images of their interiors and you will see what I mean.
     
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    Done nothing in a car, ever. Except drive, but that's obviously not the focus of this thread.
     
  4. Drake

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    I've gotten it on in a Honda Civic, a Chevy Blazer (the boxy one from the early 90's) and a Mazda 3...

    My best experiences involving cars and sex would have to be on-the-hood sex. Nothing like it anywhere.
     
  5. dixiebandit69

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    Believe it or not, this was through a construction zone (the widening of US Highway 77/83 between Los Fresnos and Harlingen, Texas).
    My ex-wife and I were coming home after a day at the beach*, and we just couldn't keep our hands to ourselves, and ther wasn't anywhere to park. Plus, we were dumb kids ( I was 22).
    Because I am not enthused with blowjobs (yeah, I know, I'm weird. What can I say? I love pussy.), I told her to get on my lap.
    It was by no means an optimal hook-up, but we did it.
    The speed was 45-55 miles per hour. We kept at it for probably 10 minutes; it was late at night, and traffic was minimal.
     
  6. dixiebandit69

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    Believe it or not, this was through a construction zone (the widening of US Highway 77/83 between Los Fresnos and Harlingen, Texas).
    My ex-wife and I were coming home after a day at the beach*, and we just couldn't keep our hands to ourselves, and ther wasn't anywhere to park. Plus, we were dumb kids ( I was 22).
    Because I am not enthused with blowjobs (yeah, I know, I'm weird. What can I say? I love pussy.), I told her to get on my lap.
    It was by no means an optimal hook-up, but we did it.
    The speed was 45-55 miles per hour. We kept at it for probably 10 minutes; it was late at night, and traffic was minimal.

    *This is totally off topic, but a woman's pussy tastes SOOO good after she has been swimming in salt water.
     
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    A word of advice. Don't fuck around in cars with a cloth interior. I got my first blowjob in my dads old 96 Camry and it had a cloth interior. The girl was as young and as inexperienced as I was so when it came time for me to blow, she didn't know what to do with it and just let it fly in every direction. After I came down from my high, I realized I was going to have to clean this shit off the seat and backrest. Dear god that was a bitch. It never completely went away. Years later there was still evidence that something had happened on those spots. Luckily no one ever questioned it. Though later on when the car was passed down to me, it was fun to inform people that they were sitting on my jizz.
     
  8. rei

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    Biggest/Best: I had lots of fun in my parents BMW X3, folding rear seat + SUV rear is amazingly useful at secluded parking lots and drive ins which leads to

    Worst: Not so much worst event but worst implications. The condensation of one... activity... led to the sunroof not working properly; it would grind around a bit and move a couple inches and then nothing.

    Smallest/Worst Experience: My Jetta is not built for tall fat people to fool around in Basically you grind around a bit and move a couple inches and then nothing.
     
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    Cracked the interior lamp of a 92 Ford Tempo with a blond going reverse cowgirl in the back seat.
    Doggy style in the passenger seat of a 07 Saturn Ion with it all the way back.

    Both times sucked and were uncomfortable.
     
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    My husband and I once did this. We were headed to our hometown for the weekend and it seemed like a good idea at the time. We were driving a POS '92 Ford Escort, which was actually pretty comfortable. Obviously he was driving, it was in the daylight on a two-lane interstate. We tried it again later when we got an Explorer, oddly enough it was almost impossible in that car.

    As noted in another thread my first time was in the bed of a truck. When my husband and I were dating we had sex in his F150 quite a bit (in the cab), I've also done it in an Expedition and my in-laws' Taurus.
     
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    Smallest : my VW Beetle. Creativity is essential... and flexibility.

    I had a 4 door Explorer that was fun to fuck in. For a while I kept a sleeping bag in the back for hookups. The front console was padded and with the back seats down, it make a comfy headrest.
     
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    I've hooked up in a Jetta, a Honda Accord, a Honda Element, and a Chevrolet Suburban. The Element was the most roomy. The seats were folded up and it was great. The Jetta was the most unique experience. We parked the car in a parking lot in the mountains above Boulder late at night. We started hooking up inside the car when I got the idea that I should bend her over the trunk because the jetta was just too small. As she was moaning and just as I was about to blow some headlights appeared behind us. I quickly pulled out and we both grabbed our underwear and shorts up off the ground and we hurried and got in the car. The people in the car that ruined my conquest parked right next to us, got out of the car and went into the woods. Then she decided that she hadn't had enough of me and we finished off in the back seat.
     
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    My girlfriend and I did it in a '92 VW Golf with me sitting in the drivers seat. I'm 6'2 but luckily she's short. It was at night in her parents driveway. Definitely not the best but by far the most creative as far as positioning goes.
     
  14. carpenter

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    That's all you weirdos are ever going to get out of me.
     
  15. Bosox

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    I've most recently had sex with my fiancée in her 07 Corolla. I'm 6'7 and she's 5'8, so this was an absolute feat of positioning, but we were both too turned on to make it home, so we pulled into the greenhouse property that my family owns and parked between two tractor trailers. Classy, I know.

    My favorite car to hookup in bar none was my 1991 Buick Regal. Say what you will about those old man cars, but they are ridiculously comfy and have a backseat big enough for even my lanky ass to fit in.

    I've also gotten road head in my '99 Passat, my fiancées sister's Nissan Sentra on the way to LBI through the Pine Barrens, and in heavy traffic outside of Hartford, CT in my ex's 2003 Accord.

    I think I might have an exhibitionism problem...