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Jesus Christ, Adolf Hitler and Nostradamus are in a bar...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Jan 29, 2010.

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  1. Samr

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    My fiance's grandfather. He died a year before I came into the picture. I'm not sure if he'd like me, but I sure like the stories I hear about him.

    Walt Disney. Not because of his imagination, what he did for children, all that (which I do respect tremendously), but for what he did as a businessman. He built a truly remarkable company, a unique and admirable company culture, and I'd like to just sit back, have a few drinks, and listen.

    Lance Armstrong. So much to ask him, about survivorship, his motivation to get back, and his charity. He was my inspiration for a long time. Also he banged Sheryl Crow.
     
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  2. Dcc001

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    Michael Hutchence. So that I could shamelessly hit on him, and hopefully talk him into bed.

    Abraham Lincoln. Because I think he had one of the most remarkable minds of all time, both politically and intellectually.

    Jeremy Scahill. He's smart, brave, stubborn and can argue better than almost anyone else I've seen in a debate. Oh, and see the "Michael Hutchence" explanation.
     
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  3. Gator

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    Just a quick question, when he rises from the dead, does he still have the string wrapped around his neck leading down to his junk or does he remove that before dinner?

    Im gonna go with:

    da Vinci - think of all the shit he thought up. And who was the Mona Lisa? Was it a self portrait of himself in drag?

    Crazy Horse - talk about a motivational speaker. He would make Tony Robbins look like Matt Foley.

    Kurt Cobain - it was Courtney Love, wasnt it?
     
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  4. Captain Apathy

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    Benjamin Franklin- The most fascinating of the founding fathers. I can't imagine running out of things to talk about. Of all the historical figures out there, I feel like he would be the most at ease with the modern world and would have the sharpest analysis.

    Hunter S. Thompson- Preferably with both us on on psilocybin.

    George Carlin- The king of comedy.
     
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  5. The Village Idiot

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    Niccolo Machiavelli: Truly one of the great minds of the past 1,000 years. This guy is possibly the most misconstrued political theorist of all time. I'd love to confirm that with him.

    John Adams: Contrary to popular belief, Adams was by far the most influential founding father. I'd love to get his take on current events.

    Pontius Pilate: This guy would have an interesting take on the Crucifixion, one of the most influential political/religious events in history.
     
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    Stephen Curry - I would just ask him to marry me.

    John A. Macdonald - Canada's first Prime Minister apparently liked to get his drink on and could charm the pants off of you. Seems like he'd be entertaining.

    Malcolm Gladwell - Favorite writer. Probably one of the most intelligent/fascinating men in the world.
     
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  7. rupee

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    Ian Fleming, Teddy Roosevelt, and Lord Byron- All were writers, traveled all over the place, and did some badass things in their lifetimes, I'm pretty sure they would all have some fucking awesome stories to share.
     
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  8. Durej

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    Wow I cant believe I almost looked over this post because I thought it was gonna be a lame joke...no offense. This was a tough question I actually had to think about for awhile though.

    Jesus Christ - For the obvious reasons and a ton of questions.

    Henry VIII - I think it would be interesting to talk to the King of England who had six wives and basically founded his own religion.

    Adolf Hitler - Being a WWII buff I think talking to the man who started it all would be interesting.
     
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