So how about that last episode? Anyone..? All I can say is, wow, I think this show would be the model for the threads for the Catty women/men in the General Discussion right now. Now that Angelina will be out of the picture for Situation and Pauly D, hopefully we get to see some more ridiculousness. They have been, surprisingly, the element of stability in the house. Everyone else is losing their shit (well, besides Vinny). I wish MTV had a way to put a stop to the whole Ronnie/Sammi fiasco. Is it only me that gets a sever migraine everytime they show those two interacting?
You're not the only one. Those two are the worst part about this season. Watching Ronnie interact with Sammi at the tattoo shop was horrible. He needs to grow a pair of balls and stop acting like a whipped bitch. I thought this last episode was fucking great overall. The cat fight between Jwoww and Angelina was awesome. I thought the best part of this episode was when the situation was describing Ronnie at the club the night before. His retelling of the story and the look on his face when he said, "these girls are hot as hell" was priceless. I'm already excited about next week. Any thoughts on the next train wreck?
Ultimate stupidity of the week actually goes to Angelina's phone friend this week: "Angelina died?! How'd it happen!"
It's fucking weird that so few episodes in, and they are all at each others throats. I have a feeling Sammi is gonna leave because she has such a fucked up head and can't sort herself out. And it's hilarious that of all the girls, Snickers seems the most normal right now, and as far as the guys go, Vinnie is holding his shit well. I want to see 'big tits' smack the shit out of someone, preferably Angelina, she is scary as fuck when she gets mad. Their job that they all got...the fuck? An ice cream shop? MTV couldn't come up with something a little better? I could see that owner going all ape shit on one of the girls for scooping too much into one bowl, so I'm looking forward to that.
I hate to admit this, but I caught the "When I was 17" for the Situation, JWoww and Pauly D when it was on MTV. JWoww used to be in some form of martial arts and was a complete tomboy all through high school. She probably fights/punches like a man. I can't wait to see her destroy someone's (Sammi's) shit.
That was amazing, but even better was the way Snooki started the whole thing in the first place: "Can I speak to Angelina?" "No, she died" (click) After laughing out loud for about two minutes (and believe me, I'm not someone that says things like that for effect...it really happened), I realized that's what makes Snooki so endearing on this show. Unlike many reality television personalities, it's easy to get the sense that Snooki is exactly like that in real life. Would it be aggravating to be around her in real life? I guess that depends on how well you deal with spoiled brats in real life, because that's exactly what she is and comes across as. I think one of the most fascinating things about this show is how uniquely the cast handles the attention. It's easy to write them all off and egomaniacal douchebags by virtue of the fact that they're on a reality television show, but I think that's too simple an explanation. The Situation acts like a ham in front of others because he wants them to like him; Pauly D seems to downplay his personality for very much the same reason. Regardless, both are extremely cognizant of the fact that they're on display. Snooki, on the other hand, is too self-absorbed to be that self-aware, which is a delicious irony for a show in a genre that is normally populated by people that are cripplingly desperate for attention (look no further than Angelina). And it's precisely that lack of concern about how she'll be perceived that makes Snooki so entertaining. Unlike many of the self-righteous nitwits you'll see on "The Real Housewives..." shows that are eager to play to the cameras, Snooki isn't worried about seeming boring. She's only on this show to entertain herself, and we're just along for the ride. SIDENOTE: One of the things about the sidebar discussion regarding whether or not the JS girls are overweight (they're not) is that I don't think anyone has mentioned (though I may have missed it) one of the reasons Snooki looks so chubby: she wears terrible outfits. I imagine it's hard enough to be A) incredibly short (4'10") and B) have an odd body shape, but to make it worse by wearing clothes that accentuate those features is a pretty odd quality for someone that you presume is image conscious. But again, this is not a girl that seems to concern herself with the opinions of others.
The best part about this past episode was when the Situation was making out with some club skank. She bites him, he's like "wtf?", and then she literally rolls/falls off of him onto the floor, showing her pixelated vag to the entire world. His uncontrollable laughter was awesome. I just feel bad for Vinny, fucking Snooki (and then presumably Angelina) and all.
Nah they blur that shit out all the time to drum up interest for the episode. There were a few promos for one of the earlier episodes last season with a bunch of girls in the hot tub blurring out their naughty bits. When the show aired it was uncensored and they had regular bikinis on. They probably did it just so people would say the next day, "Dude the best part of the episode was when that bar slut fell off the Situation and showed her beave to the whole world!" How can no one mention "Tshirt time" (the shirt before the shirt) OR the Pauly D line "We are promoting a grenade free America!" both classics? The former being the closest GTL moment of this season so far. Im kind of in between who to hate more Sammi or Angelina. They both have the same desperate need for attention in probably the worst forms on earth. When Sammi doesn't feel the needed attention she fucking pouts the whole time and refuses to interact or go out to party. Angelina goes the other way wilds out and then uses that cry baby bullshit she pulled to Pauly D. Sammi's shit really blows the flow of the show when they focus on her and Ronnie, Angelina blows The Situation and Pauly's flow but at least there is more action. It's too bad too because if it weren't for her pouty bullshit I think Sammi would be tied for hottest girl in the house. While Jwoww definitely has her beat in the porn star hotness category Sammi seems like she'd be a girl next store scorcher, though we are talking girl next store from Jersey or Long Island where ever she's from. I think she's got a banging ass and legs she likes to emphasize with those white short shorts. Plus she doesn't have a huge butterface like Jwoww.
Easy, Angelina. They are bother super annoying but Sammi is way better looking. Also I hate that Angelina even came back, in my opinion she has no business being there in the first place. She had zero to do with the show's success, I'm surprised they let her back on the show. When I started watching last year Angelina had already left. Also if Ronnie says "bro" one more time I'm going to vomit, he needs to get in a fight or something because I can barely stand ten seconds of him on the screen. I hope they have an unedited jersey show edition so I can see the nude JWOW. Lastly did anyone catch the names of the mutual friends of JWow and Angelina? All I could recognize was Jay420. The show has just reached new heights of outrageous behavior, outfits and guido slang.
That wouldn't really explain why he was laughing so hard, though. I'm not hard pressed to believe some bar skank "forgot" to put on underwear that night. I almost spit out my drink when Jwoww was rattling off the names of her friends. Wait...what the hell is Jwoww's real name, anyway?
Pretty sure it's Jenni, with and i. Honestly that shit was too much, sounded like she was listing her myspace friends. I wouldnt count Angelina out in the looks department. She hasn't actually shown that much skin, which is troublesome I guess, but by the looks of it she has some HUGE boobs and what appears to be a decent DONK. But she really doesn't deserve a place on the show. It seems that she's already been kick off the cast again sometime between this season and the start of the next. They already have one of Snooki's friends filling her place.
UGH. Personally I find that hose hound fucking disgusting. Aside from having an attitude that makes the Manson family look like "Up With People" she has a gross, cheeseburger-induced ass. She is one of the single worst things ever to happen to reality TV (aside from this show itself) and I fucking hate her more than anyone on this show. Yet, people out there in Idiotland still idolize this stunned cunt like she's some kind of hero whenever she goes off without any provocation about the slightest bullshit. I'll pay anybody here five bucks to throw her into a volcano dome. Actually, I hate Ronnie more. I wouldn't even use that sucker-punching pussy's face to scrape off my golf cleats.
The man...the myth...the legend: <a class="postlink" href="http://jezebel.com/5608171/meet-jwowws-mysterious-friend-jay-420" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://jezebel.com/5608171/meet-jwowws- ... nd-jay-420</a>
I think we will all rest easier now that we have a face to go with that name. I couldn't find a good picture of Joey Yanks but I sure as shit found his twitter. <a class="postlink" href="http://twitter.com/JoeyYanks" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://twitter.com/JoeyYanks</a>
It amazes me that with all the attention those guys get in clubs (cameras all around them, body guards, passing the long line on the way in), that they can't manage to find some more attractive women. I mean I understand that a higher percentage of "grenades" are going to try to get with these guys of course, because the grenades are ugly-but-think-they're-pretty and want fame to fill the gap, but you'd think they'd essentially have their pick of the litter so to speak in the clubs. I told my wife my theory last night, and someone correct me if I'm way off on this: I think that MTV essentially sets this shit up for better tv. If you're watching, there's an insane amount of body guards and otherwise handlers running around, and I'm betting they wait until these guys just get plastered and then shove fame-seeking uglies in the cab with them. Also: Anyone else think Ronnie's on something besides just booze? It has to be nose candy or something, and if so, I'm thinking maybe mtv just looks the other way?
I think they're getting drunker than usual so they have an excuse for their behavior. We're like what, 3 episodes in and already Ronnie is saying "I don't remember what happened" after he three-way kissed grenades and all. Angelina is saying "I don't even remember what happened" after she yelled and slapped Pauly D. Vinnie is saying "I don't even remember what happened" after he fucked (?) Snickers.