Thin mints. You want me to gain 45 lbs. in a week and end up with every version of Diabetes? Yeah, let me buy those fucking crack filled mint-chocolate fucks. And they won't sell them in the off season, so for like eleven months of the year, I'm going through withdrawal symptoms and then for these few blessed days I can feed my hunger. Fuck you Girl Guides. Damn succubi they are.
There is no reason to eat any of that other happy horseshit, Samoas, they are the only reason my niece texts me once a year to ask one simple question. How many boxes of Somoas do you want this year?
I will never understand why thin mints are so popular. Mint and chocolate together is fine by me, but the chocolate in thin mints is so waxy that it hardly has flavor. They are just boring cookies. I need more variety of textures and flavors, so my vote is for samoas. Waxy chocolate with caramel and coconut = win.
Both of you kindly shut up because you have no idea what you're talking aboot. I prefer the mint and the caramel ones.
Um, DUH. Thin Mints are clearly the superior choice. Mint? Good. Chocolate? Good. Mint + chocolote = OH YEAH, PAPI! Second place goes to Tagalong and third is Trefoil. I abstained from ordering any boxes this year because I know if I did I would be found in a sugar-induced perma-coma, surrounded by empty boxes and shattered dreams. Le sigh.
Just thinking about coconut makes me throw up in my mouth. It may very well be the most disgusting food on this earth. My vote is for the Tagalongs. Thin Mints and the Lemonades are in a tie for second. The new ones with cranberries sound absolutely awful.
Fuck all you guys who said anything other than Thin Mints! God hand delivers the Girl Scout's supply of cookies directly to their headquarters every year. They are so good that He doesn't trust Michael to bring em' down. Thin Mints are godly. That being said, I cannot afford my addiction. Every year the box seems to get smaller and they still cost around $4-5 bucks. I found a bunch of Mint Cacao Ghirardelli bars on sale for a buck a couple weeks back so I am slowly working my way through my stack of chocolate bars.
I never knew Girl Scout Cookies was such a polarizing topic. I also never knew that people existed who didn't enjoy the beauty that is the Thin Mint.
Fallacy. Not only is the box getting smaller, the price is going up. I bought three boxes this weekend, and handed the girl $10. Back in the day when I was a scout (12 years of it, represent- and before you make fun of me, when used the money we raised selling cookies all those years to take a cruise to Cancun), you would have received $2.50 back. Instead, the little Brownie bitch informed me that I still owed her two more dollars. Whatever, I'll do anything to feed my cookie habit. I voted for Samoas (Caramel deLites around here), but I am an equal opportunity cookie eater. Although those cranberry things look like shit.
They are not. They are made from the goodness that is the clouds in heaven you liar! And the e-flirting can be PMed people.
Where are the maple ones that look like, *spoliler* .......a maple leaf? Is it a Canadian thing? Those are the best ones for sure.
I don't think Thin Mints can be enjoyed without a tall glass of milk. I mean, I suppose it is possible in theory, but it's like on the scale of odds-of-a-sperm-cell-successfully-quantum-leaping-into-a-uterus possible. Samoas or Caramel DeLites or whatever the hell you call the caramel and coconut and chocolate things. Those are awesome with or without dairy.
Drinking plain white milk gives me the heaves*. It has to either be in cereal or laced with lots of chocolate. In fact, I am eating some Rainbow Chips Deluxe cookies right now and washing them down with ice cold water, just as I would do with Thin Mints. *My mom used to put whole milk in my Thermos (remember those?) for lunch in elementary school. By the time lunch rolled around, it was warm and nasty. I either drank it or went thirsty. Turned me off of milk for life.